I learned at 8 years old to not inquire if a woman is pregnant because she may just be fat. What is really shocking is when you find out a fat woman was pregnant and you couldn't even tell she was pregnant, and she does not look any different AFTER giving birth.
Ask if she is pregnant. Then post her reply on this thread.
“Every day is a new day. It is better to be lucky. But I would rather be exact. Then when luck comes you are ready.”
― Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man and the Sea
I got in trouble a couple weeks ago for this very same situation except I wasnt even the one who asked.
I was at a kids birthday and a 3 year old asked her mom if the huge chick who was throwing the party was pregnant. Me being the only man in the room laughed while everyone else pretended they never heard anything. I got the evil eyes from everybody in the room and my wife called me an A$$. On the way home my wife told me I was right but wrong. Thats her way of saying she wanted to laugh but was adult enough to hold it back. Oh well, it was still funny. The big chicks face dropped to the floor when she heard the kid ask her mom. I told my wife it reminded me of when we go to the gym and its full of chicks and someone farts. Everyone smells it but pretends like they dont. I normally just leave the room. I told I couldnmt get to the door fast enough in this situation. She was laughing pretty hard at my example.
I told my wife it reminded me of when we go to the gym and its full of chicks and someone farts. Everyone smells it but pretends like they dont. I normally just leave the room.
Skeptical smirk at "someone."
I have never seen live bones, but I know that they are often used by rich people to decorate the interior.
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Here is the answer----> www.crappy.com
OMG the search functions.
It's only rude if she's not pregnant. If she is you'll be perefectly fine.
Says the 50 year old who recently attended a Kiss and Motley Crue concert.
Guess I missed the other thread, for that I humbly apologize.
What was the general consensus?
― Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man and the Sea
Jay
I was at a kids birthday and a 3 year old asked her mom if the huge chick who was throwing the party was pregnant. Me being the only man in the room laughed while everyone else pretended they never heard anything. I got the evil eyes from everybody in the room and my wife called me an A$$. On the way home my wife told me I was right but wrong. Thats her way of saying she wanted to laugh but was adult enough to hold it back. Oh well, it was still funny. The big chicks face dropped to the floor when she heard the kid ask her mom. I told my wife it reminded me of when we go to the gym and its full of chicks and someone farts. Everyone smells it but pretends like they dont. I normally just leave the room. I told I couldnmt get to the door fast enough in this situation. She was laughing pretty hard at my example.
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