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My First Mount..

Turner River TerrorTurner River Terror Posts: 9,683 Admiral
Decided awhile ago to give Taxidermy a try . Got all the supplies delivered and I needed a Test Subject.  
This guy was the slowest in my yard and I even caught him when I was drunk.
Pretty proud of my first attempt...what do you think.
Will you pay me to do your mounts ?
Thinking about extra income while I'm retired  and I should be able to run down Turtles for years.....winning..
Killin and Grillin :grin

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  • Tarpon65Tarpon65 Posts: 6,854 Admiral
    Looks more like Uberdermy.
    Always Do Sober What You Said You'd Do Drunk. That Will Teach You To Keep Your Mouth Shut. - Ernest Hemingway
  • AC ManAC Man Posts: 6,955 Admiral
    edited March 2019 #3
    Make sure you report all earnings to the IRS. It's the law ya know.
  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 7,148 Admiral
    It looks so lifelike.....I'll give 4$ for it right now.
    Reminds me of a Japanese horror movie.
    Well done sir
     Yoku yatta


    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
  • mplspugmplspug Palmetto FloridaPosts: 15,149 AG
    edited March 2019 #5
    I was 19.  I was a shy awkward teen.






    I was drunk and she was slow too.
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • 4WARD4WARD Cross Creek,FLPosts: 2,612 Captain
    It looks so lifelike.....I'll give 4$ for it right now.
    Reminds me of a Japanese horror movie.
    Well done sir
     Yoku yatta


    Didn't you want a new toaster?
    You guys should hook up.

    "I hate graveyards and old pawn shops
    For they always bring me tears
    I can't forgive the way they rob me
    Of my childhood souvenirs"... John Prine
  • Turner River TerrorTurner River Terror Posts: 9,683 Admiral
    It looks so lifelike.....I'll give 4$ for it right now.
    Reminds me of a Japanese horror movie.
    Well done sir
     Yoku yatta


    Are you going to 1099 me ?
    I've got to watch my Earnings ...on the books.
    Maybe I should mount Crawdads and just charge less money.
    More work but I can eat the meat as well....winning..
    Killin and Grillin :grin
  • dragon baitdragon bait Posts: 10,074 AG
    I was expecting a story bout yur cuzin
  • surfmansurfman WC FLPosts: 6,008 Admiral
    edited March 2019 #9
    Nice c.o.o.t.e.r.
    Tight Lines, Steve
    My posts are my opinion only.

    Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.  Will Rogers
  • FreeLinerFreeLiner Posts: 1,572 Captain
    I thought this was going to be another Fox thread.
  • Mackeral SnatcherMackeral Snatcher Posts: 12,278 AG
    Thought it was gonna be a horse or ho thread.
    THERE SHOULD BE NO COMMERCIAL FISHING ALLOWED FOR ANY SPECIES THAT IS CONSIDERED OVERFISHED.
  • Turner River TerrorTurner River Terror Posts: 9,683 Admiral
    edited April 2019 #12
    I'm willing to let this Rare and Endangered Mount be Rehomed for a slight fee. 
    If you look closely you can see I captured him in his Prime.
    Notice the Lifelike smile and the Wistful eyes.
    That's not easy to capture.
    He could bring so much life to your Special Room where you go when the Family is gone....You know the place , where the big boobed Blond lives in your mind..
    I would prefer he ends up in a Happy place because he has brung so much Joy to my life ever since that day I held him under water till he drowned .

    Killin and Grillin :grin
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