Three guys were hanging out bragging about their families and one guy said I'm a strong Christian Baptist and I have four sons all over 6 ft tall if I had one more I would have a basketball team. The other guy says I'm a I'm a Catholic and I have ten sons they're all over 200 pounds if I had one more I would have a football team. The third guy said well I'm a Mormon and I have 16 wives. If I had one more I would have a golf course
We’re like the piggy bank that everybody is robbing, and that ends
I thought maybe I would restate the obvious? A golf course usually has 18 holes, sometimes 9 holes, occasionally 36 holes and I’ve never played on one that had 54, but multiples of 17 just doesn’t work. What is the joke again?
Three guys were hanging out bragging about their families and one guy said I'm a strong Christian Baptist and I have four sons all over 6 ft tall if I had one more son I would have a basketball team. The other guy says I'm a I'm a Catholic and I have ten sons they're all over 200 pounds if I had one more son I would have a football team. The third guy said well I'm a Mormon and I have 17 wives. If I had one more wife I would have a golf course
Three guys were hanging out bragging about their families and one guy said I'm a strong Christian Baptist and I have four sons all over 6 ft tall if I had one more son I would have a basketball team. The other guy says I'm a I'm a Catholic and I have ten sons they're all over 200 pounds if I had one more son I would have a football team. The third guy said well I'm a Mormon and I have 17 wives. If I had one more wife I would have a golf course
FIFYA
Ohhhhh, now I get it! Ha, ha. At least we got a little mileage out of it before Cad went all logical on it.
Seems a bit strange that they had the Ryder Cup only a week away from the Fed Ex Cup. Certainly didn't help the US players rest up a bit before the competition.
Home field advantage. Plus bad captain's pick on our side, though he HAD to choose TW. There is no choice there. But TW even at his best was a lousy team player.
Jordan and Reed are apparently having a tiff. Our team isn't really a team... just a bunch of extremely wealthy, privileged exceptionally talented individuals thrown together. There's is the same thing, except they actually seem to work together. Maybe it's a cultural thing, I dunno.
I have never seen live bones, but I know that they are often used by rich people to decorate the interior.
Three guys were hanging out bragging about their families and one guy said I'm a strong Christian Baptist and I have four sons all over 6 ft tall if I had one more son I would have a basketball team. The other guy says I'm a I'm a Catholic and I have ten sons they're all over 200 pounds if I had one more son I would have a football team. The third guy said well I'm a Mormon and I have 17 wives. If I had one more wife I would have a golf course
FIFYA
Ohhhhh, now I get it! Ha, ha. At least we got a little mileage out of it before Cad went all logical on it.
I have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. I know a lot of realy old bad jokes.
Seems a bit strange that they had the Ryder Cup only a week away from the Fed Ex Cup. Certainly didn't help the US players rest up a bit before the competition.
Golf is a pretty strenuous sport after all.
Tight Lines, Steve
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Seems a bit strange that they had the Ryder Cup only a week away from the Fed Ex Cup. Certainly didn't help the US players rest up a bit before the competition.
Seems a bit strange that they had the Ryder Cup only a week away from the Fed Ex Cup. Certainly didn't help the US players rest up a bit before the competition.
Golf is a pretty strenuous sport after all.
Yes it is. Especially followed by Jet lag.
You sound like these guys are buried in the belly of a 747 with 450 other passengers. These guys have king size beds on their private jets.
Seems a bit strange that they had the Ryder Cup only a week away from the Fed Ex Cup. Certainly didn't help the US players rest up a bit before the competition.
Golf is a pretty strenuous sport after all.
Yes it is. Especially followed by Jet lag.
You sound like these guys are buried in the belly of a 747 with 450 other passengers. These guys have king size beds on their private jets.
Jet lag has nothing to do with comfort. It has to do with the time change.
"Jet lag is a physiological condition which results from alterations to the body's circadian rhythms caused by rapid long-distance trans-meridian (east–west or west–east) travel"
The condition of jet lag may last several days before the traveller is fully adjusted to the new time zone
Why is it that some people on this forum want to argue every little point someone makes? I don't understand some of you. Amazing. You will have to continue arguing with yourself. I am tired of proving you wrong.
Hey, you see where Brooks Koepka exploded that lady's eyeball, blinding her with an errant drive?
Say what you want about Tiger and his philandering/drugging, etc. at least he never squished out a lady's eyeball. Gross stuff.
I did. Koepka said they yelled "fore" but with the winds and the crowd cheering they probably didn't hear it. I have watched from the fairways while someone drove before but only in the landing area.
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Three guys were hanging out bragging about their families and one guy said I'm a strong Christian Baptist and I have four sons all over 6 ft tall if I had one more I would have a basketball team. The other guy says I'm a I'm a Catholic and I have ten sons they're all over 200 pounds if I had one more I would have a football team. The third guy said well I'm a Mormon and I have 16 wives. If I had one more I would have a golf course
I still don't get it though.
http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/24821303/tiger-woods-struggles-ryder-cup-sits-afternoon-session
What is the joke again?
Mini Mart Magnate
I am just here for my amusement.
At least we got a little mileage out of it before Cad went all logical on it.
Plus bad captain's pick on our side, though he HAD to choose TW. There is no choice there. But TW even at his best was a lousy team player.
Jordan and Reed are apparently having a tiff. Our team isn't really a team... just a bunch of extremely wealthy, privileged exceptionally talented individuals thrown together. There's is the same thing, except they actually seem to work together. Maybe it's a cultural thing, I dunno.
Mini Mart Magnate
I am just here for my amusement.
My posts are my opinion only.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers
You sound like these guys are buried in the belly of a 747 with 450 other passengers. These guys have king size beds on their private jets.
Jet lag has nothing to do with comfort. It has to do with the time change.
"Jet lag is a physiological condition which results from alterations to the body's circadian rhythms caused by rapid long-distance trans-meridian (east–west or west–east) travel"
My posts are my opinion only.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers
The condition of jet lag may last several days before the traveller is fully adjusted to the new time zone
Why is it that some people on this forum want to argue every little point someone makes? I don't understand some of you. Amazing. You will have to continue arguing with yourself. I am tired of proving you wrong.
Hey, you see where Brooks Koepka exploded that lady's eyeball, blinding her with an errant drive?
Say what you want about Tiger and his philandering/drugging, etc. at least he never squished out a lady's eyeball. Gross stuff.