Some Friday humor . . .

Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,281 AG
This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in
each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has
a few drinks and chats with the Bartender.

The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about
the animals that people bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the
ducks.

They chat for about 30 minutes before the bloke with the ducks has to
go to the restroom. The ducks are left on the Bar.

The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is an awkward silence.

The bartender decides to try make some conversation.

"What's your name?" he says to the first duck "Huey" said the duck.

"How's your day been?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day".

"Oh. That's nice.", says the Bartender.

Then he says to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?". "Dewey"
came the answer.

"So how's your day been?".

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If
I had the chance another day I would do the same again".

So the bartender turns to the third duck and says "So, you must be
Louie".

"No", growls the 3rd duck, "My name is Puddles. Don't ask about my
frigging day"
I’m only responsible for what I say -- not for what others think they understand.

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "m" is silent.

America! Keep calm and return fire.

:USA

Replies

  • PolarPolar Lake WorthPosts: 22,283 AG
    lol
  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 7,983 Admiral
    That is so like Wednesday humor.
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  • PolarPolar Lake WorthPosts: 22,283 AG
    its be nice to baits out day, fish
  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski GrovelandPosts: 8,775 Admiral
    That's one click i can't get back.
    People use statistics the way a drunk uses a street light, for support rather than illumination.
  • Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,281 AG
    Fish Haid wrote: »
    That is so like Wednesday humor.

    Okay weiss guy, let's see you post something positive for a change!

    :cool:
    I’m only responsible for what I say -- not for what others think they understand.

    Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "m" is silent.

    America! Keep calm and return fire.

    :USA
  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 7,983 Admiral
    Baits Out wrote: »
    Okay weiss guy, let's see you post something positive for a change!

    :cool:

    Well, I killed an armadillo yesterday.
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  • Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,281 AG
    Fish Haid wrote: »
    Well, I killed an armadillo yesterday.

    Soup, stew or grill?
    I’m only responsible for what I say -- not for what others think they understand.

    Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "m" is silent.

    America! Keep calm and return fire.

    :USA
  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 7,983 Admiral
    Baits Out wrote: »
    Soup, stew or grill?

    Dog food, but when the dogs gain some weight they will be BBQ.
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  • Look Out BelowLook Out Below MiccoPosts: 3,812 Moderator
    A husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor
    living it large -- break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
    The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago
    he proposed to me and I turned him down."
    Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating."
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  • Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,281 AG
    Another great oldie goldie!

    :)
    I’m only responsible for what I say -- not for what others think they understand.

    Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "m" is silent.

    America! Keep calm and return fire.

    :USA
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