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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? (Oldie Goldie!)

Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,331 AG
Here is a little test that will help you decide .

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children .

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you . . .

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal . 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot .
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family .
What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:





Democrat's Answer:

•; Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
•; What is a Kimber 1911 cal . 45 ACP?
•; Does the man look poor or oppressed?
•; Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
•; Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
•; Could we run away?
•; What does my wife think?
•; What about the kids?
•; Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
•; What does the law say about this situation?
•; Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
•; Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
•; Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
•; Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
•; If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
•; Should I call 9-1-1?
•; Why is this street so deserted?
•; We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day .
•; Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior .
•; I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus .
•; This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click .. . . . (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time. 

Replies

  • mississippi macmississippi mac Posts: 4,222 Captain
    I'm a democrat and not a bad marksman....
    I'd shoot and double tap him just to sure he's dead...
    no point wasting any more ammo....

    then I'd go about my business....

    but that's just me.....

    as you were..........
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    The Real White Dog

    if you can't catch a fish...catch a buzz....
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  • RottenRotten Posts: 465 Deckhand
    I was born in NY State, A very Blue State. My Parents were Democrats, I am a Republican. However!! By your little test, I guess I am a Southerner after all!!!
    Music is Life, learn to play and Live!!!! I also Love to Fish!!!
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