Tarpon65 wrote: »
For Sale: One gallon sized ziplock bag of body hair. 90% brown/10% gray mix. Perfect for any cueball wanting a full head of hair again! Will include bottle of Elmers glue to the winning bidder.
Bottombouncer wrote: »
LMAO @ this entire thread
On several occasions while standing at the urinal taking a leak I've found myself with a pube in my hand that I must have missed for like the last 10 years. If I had a crotch full of these things I'd never see my sausage. I wonder what they would look like if I used my wife's straightener? That would be some funny ****! When I get a stiffy it would like like a mix between Cousin It and Pinocchio.