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The Coffee War
Tripleclean
Posts: 6,570 Admiral
I search out the things I like in life and try to surround myself with them.
Spices, I've lots of food and I need to source them from good suppliers not whole foods or the publix. I won the spice war by a treaty where I paid the value of a $200 shotgun, I has holding on to and won it.... It took some time and I'm happy with peace.
Now on to the coffee war......
This guy.
This guy has been screwing up coffee for years. I think his name is Mark, but in my mind he goes by Gay Grizzle Adams. Well GGA is about 45ish and worked this cash register next to all these fine, sexy super models for 10 years. All he has done in 10 years is take peoples money and hand them coffee. This simple process should run like clockwork. I make coffee, I been to where beans come from, I roast coffee, I brew coffee. Clockwork. Waitress and stwerdess cant screw up making coffee. I can drive acroww the parking lot at this place and get coffee form starbucks,2 casual resturants, Home depot(free) or the gas station.
I at different times have demenstrated this to GGA, he is as wide as two sales registers and 6'5" 3 bills?
His problem is he doesnt listen to custermers.....He doesnt understand that he sells out the light coffee because folks like to drink light coffee (roasts) he refuses to make a new light roast pot.....Imagine if a waitron told you this? sorry we only have decaf and I wont make you a pot!
2- black eyes!
I tip the change on a sawbuck($5) about 50%.....Only when its light roasts and that is never GGA....since GGA seems to work 40+ a week its hard for me to get around him(big)
He has lied to me.... Told me mocha java is a light roast.....I got in the car and started thinking I know mocha and I know Java.....They dont know I know each other....Im the lightest think they know..... Im the blanco.
Or he wont up date this coffee board, it will say el savortor and obsidion and he will just poor the obsidion cuz they are out... I have caught this tom trickery.....
He figured out I know my way around the next time and just showed me that he had two full obsidans.
Spices, I've lots of food and I need to source them from good suppliers not whole foods or the publix. I won the spice war by a treaty where I paid the value of a $200 shotgun, I has holding on to and won it.... It took some time and I'm happy with peace.
Now on to the coffee war......
This guy.
This guy has been screwing up coffee for years. I think his name is Mark, but in my mind he goes by Gay Grizzle Adams. Well GGA is about 45ish and worked this cash register next to all these fine, sexy super models for 10 years. All he has done in 10 years is take peoples money and hand them coffee. This simple process should run like clockwork. I make coffee, I been to where beans come from, I roast coffee, I brew coffee. Clockwork. Waitress and stwerdess cant screw up making coffee. I can drive acroww the parking lot at this place and get coffee form starbucks,2 casual resturants, Home depot(free) or the gas station.
I at different times have demenstrated this to GGA, he is as wide as two sales registers and 6'5" 3 bills?
His problem is he doesnt listen to custermers.....He doesnt understand that he sells out the light coffee because folks like to drink light coffee (roasts) he refuses to make a new light roast pot.....Imagine if a waitron told you this? sorry we only have decaf and I wont make you a pot!
2- black eyes!
I tip the change on a sawbuck($5) about 50%.....Only when its light roasts and that is never GGA....since GGA seems to work 40+ a week its hard for me to get around him(big)
He has lied to me.... Told me mocha java is a light roast.....I got in the car and started thinking I know mocha and I know Java.....They dont know I know each other....Im the lightest think they know..... Im the blanco.
Or he wont up date this coffee board, it will say el savortor and obsidion and he will just poor the obsidion cuz they are out... I have caught this tom trickery.....
He figured out I know my way around the next time and just showed me that he had two full obsidans.
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Told her how the guy has been working at a coffee shop for over ten years....I swear he moved to my location when it opened from a store by my buddies house... Told her how these people like him should have moved up or out. How airlines that have bag chuckers that worked for 30 killed them, How turn over is good, How the highschool gals over at bigsbys do a better job and only have crap coffee to offer guests. Told her what I am telling you guys here.
Gina says thanks and wants my address so she can send me a gift card......THIS IS USALLY WHERE THE RESTRAINING ORDER HAPPENS....I think... So I go with fake last name and real address....
Then the picture was taken seen here...
I emailed this to her and explained the problem again....
I go there 2 times yesterday, 1 time today......All wonderful selections of their wonderful coffees!!
Havent seen GGA, I wonder if they will mail him his last check?
I got a SLoad of coupons today from somebody with that street name on it.... Free big items all local, like a gift card groupon....I dont know if this if from them because I use that business name for other things.... respect timing...
Free 1/2 massage!!! free beauty parlor visit.....If I was social I could gift this stuff!
Best part is no more GGA and light coffees.
It my own HOTD!
GGA made fliting difficult for the models he works with, Im brave and will cast flirts around his shambling hulk that will embarriss a delicate flower hot model type!!!
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I aint no GGA....He left my sphere of influence, I had enough.
Sales, at the moment. I love sales.... I love doing deals.... I also have a habit with bars and resturants and need to get a fix often and like to make magic. I am working on leaving all this for a bit again to go have some fun and a little bit of danger...
You got to be on your custmers side to get there business....
I have been expanding my skill set into branding... really high level stuff for me to think about....And it went really well.
Womyn in the middle has nice eyes and round ears.
how do you mean, frendly suggestion, a joke, an order.... Advice from a life well lived?
I have been thinking of adding a coffee mess to my vechicals.... for on trips like to alabama...
I cant hardly tell the twins apart. One partys with Cortney often. It still fun to pretend your with twins.
when we say the same thing about welfare recipients, you cry like a wounded buffalo Sopchoppy
It's their money, they spend it how they like. Truth and honesty have nothing to do with it. - Mr Jr
"“A radical is one who advocates sweeping changes in the existing laws and methods of government.” "
when we say the same thing about welfare recipients, you cry like a wounded buffalo Sopchoppy
It's their money, they spend it how they like. Truth and honesty have nothing to do with it. - Mr Jr
"“A radical is one who advocates sweeping changes in the existing laws and methods of government.” "
I know the cost of goods sold. I dont hang out inside but I like seeing the models that work there and the hot doctor and nurse ladies. I can afford premium coffee...When I quit smoking and most out in town drinking, 10$ in coffee aint going to hurt me.
I have drank coffee with **** in it and my palate can tell the difference, even a little pp I can detect. As a kid my dad said you like to workout so you can fight me and win....He put me to work in sewers, then I lost my fear of dirty things climbing up out of manholes and eating my lunch, i was hungry.
My point to this post is this.....there is always something to get involved with and change.....I didnt like the way GGA talked, I found it un-natural for a man to sound like him....I let him do his job and only went there cuz 1st coffee, 2nd coffee mistresses, 3rd nurses.....When I couldnt drink the coffee because it was a darker than dark roast, he went...When I parley this into dinner with Gina, she'll tell me more.
I then will tell you...
Zoning and Acquisition deals for telecomms...... with a touch of construction. There used to be crazy money to me made there, co-location killed it and networks became compleat. Still doe to be made in the landman racket, mineral rights, gas rights.....Mostly ROW stuff..heck it dont pay like it used to, it like $200 a day and a deal bonus.. you become a nomad. I got paid more in 1999.
Making that money back then and the liberal expence policys of lawfirms got me (a sewer worker) eating in the finest joints in the counrty with fine people that knew all the good eating joints...Thats where my love of resturants comes in.....they are magic.
Last time I got my coffee pee'd in was when I got out of a detox center that I tried to excape from...I got back to the hotel and my buddy says heres some coffee I made for you.....I pours a cup and drank a sip and said you peed in my coffee...Yep he stole the decanter from the hotel and he uses it every day in hes manison.
He is cheap to a fault!
Anytime Im over there it there full of coffee... I guess over the years its lost its flavor.
:Griz