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fins4mefins4me Posts: 14,483 AG
Well I am up to finding 27 stings so far.. They really worked me over. I really hate those things....:(
ALLISON XB 21,, MERCURY 300 Opti Max Pro Series (Slightly Modified) You can't catch me!!!
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  • hebegbhebegb Posts: 8,722 Officer
    I had some by the garden, fine, they eat bugs

    One zapped me today

    They all payed
  • fins4mefins4me Posts: 14,483 AG
    When I get up the courage,,, these will also.
    ALLISON XB 21,, MERCURY 300 Opti Max Pro Series (Slightly Modified) You can't catch me!!!
    "Today is MINE"
  • fins4mefins4me Posts: 14,483 AG
    A couple got under my sunglasses and stung me right above the left eye. Was swollen shut for a while,,, looking better now.
    ALLISON XB 21,, MERCURY 300 Opti Max Pro Series (Slightly Modified) You can't catch me!!!
    "Today is MINE"
  • hebegbhebegb Posts: 8,722 Officer
    Sprays go a long way.....
  • fins4mefins4me Posts: 14,483 AG
    They are under a small pallet of hay in the calf barn. I moved a couple of bales from the bottom and wow,,, the air was full of them.
    ALLISON XB 21,, MERCURY 300 Opti Max Pro Series (Slightly Modified) You can't catch me!!!
    "Today is MINE"
  • PhishbohnPhishbohn Posts: 2,982 Captain
    Oh man.... I feel for ya.
    Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. - Mike Tyson.
  • hatcityhatcity Posts: 3,446 Captain
    Phishbohn wrote: »
    Oh man.... I feel for ya.

    Didn't feel a thing
    I was not born stupid, just had lots of practice
  • GardawgGardawg Posts: 16,727 AG
    I've stirred up many a yellow jacket nest working on fence lines ... but I had room to run ... those were probably my fastest 40 yard times

    I just poured some gas on the nests ... it didn't take much ... didn't light it either
    "Forgiveness is a strange thing. It can be sometimes easier to forgive our enemies than our friends. It can be hardest of all to forgive people we love." Fred Rogers  
  • badbullgatorbadbullgator Posts: 1,630 Captain
    I got stung buy 60 of em while clearing some land with a loader. It was like you see in a cartoon, pulled back a palmetto and they came up in a bunch and shot right after me. I blew up like a balloon. Not allergic to bees but those things about killed me.
    "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"

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  • GT FishGT Fish Posts: 9,448 Officer
    Lets see some pics of your mangled face! ;)
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  • GA FinGA Fin Posts: 8,945 Admiral
    I got stung buy 60 of em while clearing some land with a loader. It was like you see in a cartoon, pulled back a palmetto and they came up in a bunch and shot right after me. I blew up like a balloon. Not allergic to bees but those things about killed me.

    Bush hogging stirs them up pretty good too. By the time you realize they are in a frenzy it's too late to escape unscathed.
    Straight white male living a life of privilege and proud of it.


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  • Mango ManMango Man Posts: 13,570 AG
    Where I grew up, those little bastids always had their nests in the ground. I can't tell you how many times I got the crap stung out of me.

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    The wasps, well, we use to have fun by trying to knock their nests down, ****, we were stupid. :banghead

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  • woodsrunnerwoodsrunner Posts: 2,235 Captain
    Gardawg has the right solution! I've spent a career working in the woods, and I can write a dissertation on these **** things! I've known one fellow forester killed by yellowjackets on a hot July afternoon, and another killed by a scumbag for his billfold. I've always said that the two things you need to watch carefully in the woods are stinging insects like yellowjackets, and a man!
  • CalusaCalusa Posts: 11,874 AG
    Fins - how are you doing today? 27 stings is quite a hurtin'
  • sharkatak1089sharkatak1089 Posts: 6,389 Admiral
    hebegb wrote: »
    I had some by the garden, fine, they eat bugs

    One zapped me today

    They all payed

    tough guy, eh?
    I am choice.
    Please don't try to interject with reason, it only further confuses the matter.
  • fins4mefins4me Posts: 14,483 AG
    Calusa wrote: »
    Fins - how are you doing today? 27 stings is quite a hurtin'

    I am OK.. Swelling is down.. Just lots of red dots on my face and arms. My eye lid is kinda of droopy still. Thanks for asking.. This evening when it gets dark,,, they will get a hurting put on them.
    ALLISON XB 21,, MERCURY 300 Opti Max Pro Series (Slightly Modified) You can't catch me!!!
    "Today is MINE"
  • CalusaCalusa Posts: 11,874 AG
    That's good. Careful, don't burn down the barn ..... :rotflmao
  • fins4mefins4me Posts: 14,483 AG
    I went to Tractor Supply and got some of the heavy duty spray.. If I can get under that pallet then I will have the day.

    I did however change the attack day until Monday evening.. My wife and kids are gone for the weekend and all of my folks are off until Monday.. If things went bad,,, would hate to not have anyone to call the meat wagon for me. I am not allergic to bees but if I were to get a bunch of stings again so close to the last go round,,, might not be good for me.
    ALLISON XB 21,, MERCURY 300 Opti Max Pro Series (Slightly Modified) You can't catch me!!!
    "Today is MINE"
  • Ramblin' ReckRamblin' Reck Posts: 2,701 Captain
    Fins, maybe you have built up an immunity to 'em (I wouldn't count on it!). I know it hurt. I've been stung many times, but not that many at once. One time I was cuttin' line with a bush axe. It was in August, and I had my shirt off. I had two rodmen with me, but I was in front when I chopped into 'em, so I saw them first. I hauled buggy and yelled for them to run. It took them a second or two to react. I ran so hard I slung my watch off. After about 20 yards, I took a sharp 90* turn out through the woods. My two guys came sprintin' down the cut line, and the Jackets were stinging them about the butt. I really felt bad for them, but it was funny looking. They would run a little bit, then jump a little bit, or a run-jump combination. Somebody said like a cartoon. I took four hits on my empty belly. We were late for lunch and starving. It hurt so bad it made me sick. Couldn't eat a bite! I can't imagine 27 at one time!!! Sorry, bro. Makes me ache for ya'.

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  • BeckBeck Posts: 2,332 Captain
    I am a forester, and run some logging crews. One crew was felling some hardwood with chain saws the other day. They cut into a hollow tree that had a yellow jacket nest in the cavity. Wasn't funny at the time, but thinking back, its funny that those little SOB's can make a bunch of burly, chain saw-wielding, men go running off squeeling like little girls.
  • fins4mefins4me Posts: 14,483 AG
    Well bees,,, now that it is over for you,,, you can
    ALLISON XB 21,, MERCURY 300 Opti Max Pro Series (Slightly Modified) You can't catch me!!!
    "Today is MINE"
  • HialeahAnglerHialeahAngler Posts: 9,612 Admiral
    they sell wasp spray at Home Depot that shoots 20 ft away. it drops wasps on contact.
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  • micci_manmicci_man Posts: 15,020 AG
    Dad got hit a couple of weeks ago 27 times mowing at his place. House hold amonia taked the sting away and draws the poison out pretty dang quick. I'll be gassing the 3rd nest in my yard in 3 weeks tonight.
    Common Sense can't be bought, taught or gifted, yet it is one of the few things in life that is free, and most refuse to even attempt to possess it. - Miguel Cervantes
  • fins4mefins4me Posts: 14,483 AG
    It went quick and easy,,, put 2 full cans into the pallet opening and then down the hole they were coming out of.. Opened it up with a shovel,, the nest was as big as a bowling ball. No additional stings to report.
    ALLISON XB 21,, MERCURY 300 Opti Max Pro Series (Slightly Modified) You can't catch me!!!
    "Today is MINE"
  • CalusaCalusa Posts: 11,874 AG
    Those things would be alright if they didn't sting the crap out of you. Let them rot in hell!
  • Joey ButtonsJoey Buttons Posts: 11,848 AG
    I got mind control over wasp
  • FlaDawgFlaDawg Posts: 137 Officer
    Dug one up bout a month ago,it was bigger round than a five gallon bucket and five layer's thick...Cant see how them feller's kin build that thing in the ground like that...
    I hunt and fish....Therefore,...I Lie...
  • UgahewesUgahewes Posts: 5,322 Admiral
    they dont do go with Gas

    :)
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  • FishshrimpsnorkelFishshrimpsnorkel Posts: 1,396 Officer
    I've had several encounters, especially during my years in north Georgia. Come October of each year, they get real pesky trying to find food to last the winter. I found out the hard way that taking a leak outside can be risky during that frenzy time. My wife didn't mind the swelling as much as I did. BTW - I found that the really slick clay mud, the kind that makes a crusty layer when a puddle dries up, can be used to draw the venom out of a sting. Just dab it on the sting and your body temperature will dry the clay quickly, drawing moisture and the venom from your skin. I use to keep some in a baby food jar just for that purpose.
  • MRichardsonMRichardson Posts: 10,466 AG
    I hate those **** things worse than any other stinging insect.

    Upside, bee/wasp venom is supposed to help with arthritis. You have athritis fins? Almost be a shame if you didn't.
    I have never seen live bones, but I know that they are often used by rich people to decorate the interior.
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