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:RIP: Sherman Hemsley
Have you seen him lately?
I remember when Jimmy Carter died like it was yesterday - RIP Mr President.
That's not Webster. THIS is Webster:
I thought she was hot.
I was in the infield at Daytona by turn one... That was a bad day. After the race when they announced it over the loud speakers everybody in the trailor lot just stood there in shock.
She had thick neck..You like that eh?
I've seen hotter......like this one of GT Fish.
... that James Spader died.
I still think of that night sometimes when I pass that area. Very sad.
Of course I was more sad when #3 died. I found that out while I was driving back to Stuart from the Miami Boat Show.
Dont remember squat from most other deaths.
You talking about her sons?
Yeah, i guess that I meant her sons.
Now that I think think about it, they did have the disadvantage of thier mother dying at a young age, low blow on my part. I apologize.
His performance in A River Runs Through It was 5 star.
No, no, no.......this is the guy from A River Runs Through it.
James Spader was the main guy in Legends of The Fall
Goin' a hundred and twenty miles per hour
With her A-rab-play-boy-toy
Down by the Eiffel Tower
The driver just drank eight bottles of wine
Ain't seen her kids in a long, long time
She's just a jet set party girl
Gone to meet her maker
That nobility crap
Don't stop the undertaker
Car catapulted into a concrete cave
She fell in with a bad crowd
Now she's in her grave
It was a pitiful public display
of unwarranted grief
A sure sign that
our emptiness is complete
No matter what you say
it wasn't no tragedy
And son you can't blame
She won the female lottery
And she lived the fairy tale
Married big ears
But as princess she failed
She birthed him two heirs
to the throne
But she couldn't keep the
royal member happy at home
She was a drunk divorced floozie
Gallivanting in France
She died in the backseat
Unzippin' Dodis pants
A buncha non-working rich pigs
So camera shy
They got drunk, drove fast & proceeded to die
She was a drunk dee-vorced flooz-ee
Yea. Heard he was on ice in El Paso.