My Buddy Lost Some Toes - Need Help with Sick Puns for Him.

Fish Haid

Trying to cheer-up my friend who lost a couple toes in a dirt bike accident recently. Please help with sick and irreverent puns or toe jokes.

I already used the "toe truck", wieght-loss plan, and toe-tal loss.

Menzies

Does he smoke? Buy him some camel-toes.

Is he now lack-toes intolerant?

Sharktagger

Are they a toe-tal loss or can they be reattached?...

That toe-tally sucks for him....

nuclearfishn

It's toe-riffic

jake

if his car breaks down, he might get a discount for a toe-truck

pointerDixie214

Maybe he can get a discount on those goody Vibram Five Finger shoes with the toes now?

snake bird

jake wrote: »

if his car breaks down, he might get a discount for a toe-truck

Sharktagger

Spokesman for Sea-toe?

captinmitch

Should send him a link to OT, since some members have difficulty toe-ing the line around here.

spinfreak

Buy him a pair of those socks with individual toe sleeves on them (like the shoes above, but in sock form(, and cut off a few of the toes, or better yet sew them shut

Beastie

He is no longer eligible to be drafted into the military.

Fish Haid

This little piggy went to market-
This little piggy stayed home.

The End.

springnuts

Tell him he needs to suck it up and get back on his bike. Toe the line!

[email protected] Special

I hear you can get a camel toe transplant. Not sure how long they last, but fun to play with.

Fish Haid

Asked him if he gave the doctor a tip.

"Take two joints and call me in the morning".

But, don't TOKE too hard.

Fish Haid

[email protected] Special wrote: »

I hear you can get a camel toe transplant. Not sure how long they last, but fun to play with.

Talk about "Stink Foot"! But, in a good way!

Dude

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!

He can prop his foot up on the porchrail at home and listen to the wind whistle through his toes.
He can also use the gap as a rest for his 22 rifle when firing from a relaxed position.

Chuddybuckrivet

He wasnt wearing riding boots?
That's toe bad.

Gardawg

Ask him if he'd like a toe-mater sandwich?

Cane Pole

Offer him gold...

Bruce LB

got ants?

Most men have 10 toes.

Dirtbike riders are bestoed a few less

HialeahAngler

I guess he is ghettoe.

CaptTater

I have a cousin and a "friend" in gainesville that both lost toes on bikes. Well, ToeTom(we called him) in Gainesville actually lost them on a 4 wheeler but close enough.
What's his name>

NACl H2O Luvr

Ask him if he's gonna be putting up missing-toe in a doorway at Christmas.

CaptTater

He should record the events in a toetem pole

tag

Fish Haid wrote: »

Trying to cheer-up my friend who lost a couple toes in a dirt bike accident recently.

Gives new meaning to toe jam.

got ants?

Tell him to stick to burritos at the local mexican joint, and stay away from the toe-stadas.

got ants?

And if he proclaims one of the jokes really hurts, loadly boast.. "Toe-da!"

Cane Pole

NACl H2O Luvr wrote: »

Ask him if he's gonna be putting up missing-toe in a doorway at Christmas.

winner

Capt'n. Chumbucket

Remind him how much closer he can get to the foul line during free throws. Also a plus in bowling, boccie and buying custom made leather shoes (less material).
Oh, don't say anything about back dives off the high board.