Man sues BMW for 20-month **** after bike ride

Hog Wild

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2012/04/man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-****-after-bike-ride/1?csp=hf#.T56w5lKwXrY




A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting ****)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.

While there have been concerns about narrow "banana" bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area -- for men and women -- this is the first report we've seen of way too much.

The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific (reported first by Courthouse News Service in California) was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito.

The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit alleges that Wolf has continued to suffer the **** problem since the September 2010 ride -- and, as we know from Viagra ads, anything past four hours is a problem.

The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is "now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."

SAENole

brb

GT Fish

Time for a job in the **** biz..

tag

I'm not buying his story. He has a persistant **** but now is unable to engage in sexual activity. BS.

gandrfab

GT Fish wrote: »

Time for a job in the **** biz..

Ya he wouldn't td. for fluffing.:grin

Michael Repper

tag wrote: »

I'm not buying his story. He has a persistant **** but now is unable to engage in sexual activity. BS.

It can be very painful if it won't take a nap.

Fish Haid

It wall be a hard case to win.

GJBenn85

tag wrote: »

I'm not buying his story. He has a persistant **** but now is unable to engage in sexual activity. BS.

The things that make you go "Hmm..."

tailingendloop77

Built-in kickstand

JKP

Hardly worth consideration by the court.

got ants?

GT Fish wrote: »

Time for a job in the **** biz..

Can he borrow your stage name? "H omo Erectus"

gandrfab

got ants? wrote: »

Can he borrow your stage name? "H omo Erectus"

:rotflmao You claimed it.

Larry Mac

Nothing a cold shower won't fix

GJBenn85

Larry Mac wrote: »

Nothing a cold shower won't fix

Or this:

gandrfab

GJBenn85 wrote: »

Or this:

Thanks, I needed to see that again. But could not find it.

yak_angler

I wonder if he's owned it for the entire 19 years since it was built and how many prior 4 hour cruises he's been on in the past. You'd think this would have come up before