Man And A Fish

BucYouUp68

They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the Social Security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor dude, 'cause he's not really good with math. So the'll pull the IRS van up to your house, and he'll take all your stuff.

He'll take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your **** pump, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, 'cause you were just worried about eating a fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish 'cause you needed a permit for an open flame.

Then the Health Department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. 'This is not a sanitary environment', and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again, John Ashcroft, you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got screwed out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it.

The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and apologetically screwed, and then you are free to float around the system.

:huh Say'n