Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a **** bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
"If I had my life to live over again, there are some things I’d do differently, but, oh yeah, I’d still be a fisherman. No doubt about that."
Thomas 'Blue' Fulford