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Havoc on the highway: DUI driver with sex toy in his rump rear-ends another driver
By Barbara Hijek February 29, 2012 08:08 AM
It looks like sexting and texting while driving are the least of our worries.
mug_brann1.jpg
Deputies investigating a Hobe Sound rear-end collision said one of the drivers, Kevin Brann, 41, had more than five times the legal limit of booze in his blood — plus a "sexual **** plug" in his posterior — which had fallen out in the rear of the patrol car en-route to the pokey, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
And that's not all that had fallen out.
Deputies reported Brann had also "soiled himself" while in the patrol car.
That's totally understandable.
Watch out for roadway hazards like these folks.
Pulled over: Woman was driving while shaving her bikini area, trooper says
Pulled over: Woman with ‘Keith’ on her crotch, cocaine in her '‘coochy’
Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.
Photo: Martin County Sheriff's Office
Havoc on the highway: DUI driver with sex toy in his rump rear-ends another driver
By Barbara Hijek February 29, 2012 08:08 AM
It looks like sexting and texting while driving are the least of our worries.
mug_brann1.jpg
Deputies investigating a Hobe Sound rear-end collision said one of the drivers, Kevin Brann, 41, had more than five times the legal limit of booze in his blood — plus a "sexual **** plug" in his posterior — which had fallen out in the rear of the patrol car en-route to the pokey, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
And that's not all that had fallen out.
Deputies reported Brann had also "soiled himself" while in the patrol car.
That's totally understandable.
Watch out for roadway hazards like these folks.
Pulled over: Woman was driving while shaving her bikini area, trooper says
Pulled over: Woman with ‘Keith’ on her crotch, cocaine in her '‘coochy’
Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.
Photo: Martin County Sheriff's Office
Replies
"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
what the hell is "Keith on her crotch"?
I understand cocaine in her "coochy".
Was "Keith" snorting the cocaine out of her "coochy"?
when we say the same thing about welfare recipients, you cry like a wounded buffalo Sopchoppy
It's their money, they spend it how they like. Truth and honesty have nothing to do with it. - Mr Jr
"“A radical is one who advocates sweeping changes in the existing laws and methods of government.” "
I got bored....
Try catching your thumb next time.
when we say the same thing about welfare recipients, you cry like a wounded buffalo Sopchoppy
It's their money, they spend it how they like. Truth and honesty have nothing to do with it. - Mr Jr
"“A radical is one who advocates sweeping changes in the existing laws and methods of government.” "
http://www.tcoasttalk.com/2012/02/29/dui-driver-with-sex-toy-in-tush-rear-ends-other-driver-martin-deputies-say/
You guess?
Well, we won't judge ya
YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP! Seriously. Do it for yourself and loved ones. You have issues
BucYouUp68................OUT
Seriously, what the hell does this mean? Was it really a guy named Keith snortin coke? Is it some kinda interwebs thing I ain't seen?
If you have to do it by PM thats cool I can read it and not get all hd.
You know, come on!
Spectacular!
"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
Tatoo, I assume her pimps name.
Former Mini Mart Magnate
I am just here for my amusement.
Yup. Here's the story on that one. Wonder if she is still going out with "Keith"?
By Barbara Hijek August 7, 2009 06:30 AMIf we had a chance to do our life over, we'd be cop reporters in the Panhandle.
Honest.
Just so we could write about a woman with 'Keith' on her crotch and cocaine in her 'coochy.'
Yeah, we're blogging about Niceville again.
Police pulled Rahkia Marie Anderson, 18, of Fort Walton Beach, over for a traffic violation, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News.
After an officer found a cut green straw in Anderson's purse — the kind that could be used to snort coke, Miss Honesty 'fessed up, telling the officer the straw wouldn't test positive for cocaine, but it would for Xanax.
While in her holding cell, she was overheard telling another inmate she "had cocaine" in her "coochy," the report said.
Officers then removed a clear plastic baggy from inside her underwear.
Her arrest report noted she had some interesting tats: A butterfly on her left ear, five stars on her left hand and "Keith" on her crotch area.
Photo: Rahkia Marie Anderson, Northwest Florida Daily News
when we say the same thing about welfare recipients, you cry like a wounded buffalo Sopchoppy
It's their money, they spend it how they like. Truth and honesty have nothing to do with it. - Mr Jr
"“A radical is one who advocates sweeping changes in the existing laws and methods of government.” "