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  • conchydongconchydong Pompano BeachPosts: 7,045 Admiral
    You refurbished your pecker?

    “Everyone behaves badly--given the chance.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway

  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 6,413 Admiral
    cadman said:
    Are any of them Homeless Folks women...? Just askin..
    Several. Had one in my store the other day and she told my employee she would hook him up for some pickled eggs we sold.
    Be the perfect lady for you. 

    Is this why your out of eggs Cad?
    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
  • cadmancadman Home of the Gators Posts: 32,592 AG
    edited September 27 #34
    cadman said:
    Are any of them Homeless Folks women...? Just askin..
    Several. Had one in my store the other day and she told my employee she would hook him up for some pickled eggs we sold.
    Be the perfect lady for you. 

    Is this why your out of eggs Cad?

    I told the employee, Corona virus would be the least of his worries if he hooked up with that.

    But we do seem to sell a lot of pickled eggs at that store, 

    Mini Mart Magnate

    I am just here for my amusement. 

  • Turner River TerrorTurner River Terror Posts: 8,002 Admiral
    What would a Dozen eggs be worth...just askin..
    Killin and Grillin :grin
  • cadmancadman Home of the Gators Posts: 32,592 AG
    edited September 27 #36
    I already got you paying $1.59 each at retail. Why would I discount them? 

    Mini Mart Magnate

    I am just here for my amusement. 

  • Cane PoleCane Pole Stuart, FLAPosts: 9,919 Admiral
    Flip phones are back
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  • GardawgGardawg Posts: 9,785 Admiral
    Pickled eggs. 

    Will enhance the capabilities of turnip greens to clear a room.  

    Add those into your diet and you can clear a house. And the yard surrounding it.
    “Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

    Heres Tom with the Weather.”
  • Turner River TerrorTurner River Terror Posts: 8,002 Admiral
    Cad..I was thinking more in line of a trade with them Homeless Gals..
    I got a home and I can get a pickled egg from you for a Dollar Fifty Nine...
    That's way cheaper than them High Dollar South Florida gals.
    Bet a dozen of them eggs and I could really score. ..nothing but the best for me...winning
    Killin and Grillin :grin
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