Ugly bird award

mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 4,883 Captain

Flies in the air and under the water...does neither well, yet somehow, it survives
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

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  • MRichardsonMRichardson Posts: 8,283 Admiral
    And a song to match
    I have never seen live bones, but I know that they are often used by rich people to decorate the interior.
  • ScoutboatScoutboat Posts: 2,158 Captain
    An a Anhinga drying its wings.
    There is no "ugly" in nature.
  • The Cat's EyeThe Cat's Eye Posts: 1,282 Officer
    edited January 12 #4
    Quote: "An a Anhinga drying its wings.
    There is no "ugly" in nature"


    Actually research has shown they take this posture to warm up their bodies. By spreading their winds the sun heats up their blood flow.
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  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 4,883 Captain
    Scoutboat said:
    An a Anhinga drying its wings.
    There is no "ugly" in nature.
    Why not?
    Have you ever looked close at Soft shell turtle?

    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
  • JonsredfishinJonsredfishin Posts: 1,636 Captain
    Scoutboat said:
    There is no "ugly" in nature.
    You ever seen a 4 ft. mudpuppy? Pics of wife plz. 
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    Another president put a man in the Lady's bathroom.
  • surfmansurfman WC FLPosts: 5,659 Admiral
    Water Turkey.
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  • MRichardsonMRichardson Posts: 8,283 Admiral
    Interesting fact:

    They don't taste like turkey
    I have never seen live bones, but I know that they are often used by rich people to decorate the interior.
  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 4,883 Captain
    Interesting fact:

    They don't taste like turkey
    There is only one way you could know that.
    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
  • mississippi macmississippi mac Posts: 4,222 Captain
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  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 4,883 Captain
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    This may be your best post ever..
    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
  • mplspugmplspug Palmetto FloridaPosts: 8,512 Admiral
    It was fun watching a few try and avoid the power lines and make a "soft" landing in the retention pond in the wind yesterday.

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  • swampwalkerswampwalker Posts: 2,105 Captain
    Turkey vulture is my vote for ugliest bird... A face only a mother could love. Actually Anhingas do swim well under water.
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  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 4,883 Captain
    edited April 21 #14
    Turkey vulture is my vote for ugliest bird... A face only a mother could love. Actually Anhingas do swim well under water.
    Compared to what? A crow?
    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
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