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  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski GrovelandPosts: 15,118 AG
    I'd click that LOL button but i'm gagging.   
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  • Mister-JrMister-Jr Posts: 27,926 AG
    Fox click bait
    Vote for the other candidate
  • MGTeacherMGTeacher South GaPosts: 1,798 Captain
    I'd click that LOL button but i'm gagging.   
    Come on Man, you can do it.
  • mplspugmplspug Palmetto FloridaPosts: 14,231 AG
    Todd made a lapel pin out of his son's foreskin.
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • CyclistCyclist Posts: 23,340 AG
    Banana trees in our front yard produced well for years, the previous owners placenta was buried at their base.
  • dave44dave44 Posts: 14,063 AG
    Cyclist said:
    Banana trees in our front yard produced well for years, the previous owners placenta was buried at their base.
    Did they burn a goat first?
  • mplspugmplspug Palmetto FloridaPosts: 14,231 AG
    Cyclist said:
    Banana trees in our front yard produced well for years, the previous owners placenta was buried at their base.
    What did you  do with the rest of her body? :trollface:

    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • CyclistCyclist Posts: 23,340 AG
    dave44 said:
    Cyclist said:
    Banana trees in our front yard produced well for years, the previous owners placenta was buried at their base.
    Did they burn a goat first?
    An educated guess would be sage.
  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 7,072 Admiral
    Cyclist said:
    dave44 said:
    Cyclist said:
    Banana trees in our front yard produced well for years, the previous owners placenta was buried at their base.
    Did they burn a goat first?
    An educated guess would be sage.
    Burn sage...sacrifice a chicken on the first full moon after the summer solstice.
    Nothing weird about that  :#:# ...but I don't think placenta jewelry is going to catch on.

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  • GardawgGardawg The Sportfishing Capital Of The WorldPosts: 11,953 AG
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    The Wolof people of Mauritania and surrounding countries believe that human saliva can retain words, so they spit on newborns to add blessings that stick. When a baby is born, women spit on its face, men spit in its ear, and then, for good measure, they rub saliva all over its head.

    The Igbo tribe in Nigeria goes a step further. When a baby is born, it goes to the family’s ancestral house. There, a relative who is a good orator chews some alligator pepper, spits it on a finger, and puts it in the baby’s mouth. This supposedly makes the child grow up to be just as good an orator as the donor of the spit. 


    The Manchu, an ethnic minority in China, have a weird way of showing their love for their newborns. Their public displays of affection extend even to the child’s genitals. Girls receive joyous genital tickling, while the boys receive full-on fellatio from their mothers. Similar practices go on in some other cultures, among some people in Thailand, Japan, and India.

    The act isn’t intended as sexual at all. Interestingly, the Manchu do consider kisses to always be sexual, even when given to a family member or child, so Manchu parents will never kiss their child’s face.


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  • dave44dave44 Posts: 14,063 AG
    Gardawg said:
    Type your comment

    The Wolof people of Mauritania and surrounding countries believe that human saliva can retain words, so they spit on newborns to add blessings that stick. When a baby is born, women spit on its face, men spit in its ear, and then, for good measure, they rub saliva all over its head.

    The Igbo tribe in Nigeria goes a step further. When a baby is born, it goes to the family’s ancestral house. There, a relative who is a good orator chews some alligator pepper, spits it on a finger, and puts it in the baby’s mouth. This supposedly makes the child grow up to be just as good an orator as the donor of the spit. 


    The Manchu, an ethnic minority in China, have a weird way of showing their love for their newborns. Their public displays of affection extend even to the child’s genitals. Girls receive joyous genital tickling, while the boys receive full-on fellatio from their mothers. Similar practices go on in some other cultures, among some people in Thailand, Japan, and India.

    The act isn’t intended as sexual at all. Interestingly, the Manchu do consider kisses to always be sexual, even when given to a family member or child, so Manchu parents will never kiss their child’s face.


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  • mustang190mustang190 Posts: 10,104 AG
    And some here think that our American/ western culture is inferior to other cultures!
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