The Neighbor wants to Do Me..

Tarponator

Turner River Terror said:

Best wear a Throw away shirt and carry Wet Wipes...

  I can appreciate a man who thinks ahead.

swampwalker

TRT takes our thoughts away from the real world often enough to be considered valuable. I always enjoy his posts. He's a bit crazy and retro but would be welcome at my campfire. Reminds me of a bud that kept us laughing and questioning all through life. 

micci_man

you don't have the balls to do it. All talk.

jcbcpa

Turner River Terror said:

Husband passed about 6 months ago..We talked but didn't bond with each other..
Just friendly folks in passing.
Now the Widow is confused and scared, guess I'm the Ice Cream Man to her.
Sold his truck and other stuff for her  , did a couple repairs on the house and know I'm getting pecks on the lips and invites for cocktails.
No she's not Hot but I'm not real picky..never have been..
Suggestions ?

Don't do it! She'll follow you home. I can just see you now. "Hey honey (to your wife), look what I brought home. A new dishwasher"

Soda Popinski

I still say go for it.  But I want to hear about the repercussions.   


On the next episode of as the lure turns....TRT raw dogs some widow, and things go downhill from there. 

Slough

Does she have a boat?

Soda Popinski

frank

Recently a study was published by a leading psychology journal that showed men were more likely to think that women were romantically interested in them when they were not and that women were more likely to be misinterpreting when men were romantically interested in them when they were 

frank

Just saying 

Hoogan

This thread better be a troll... unless TRT has a case of:
” do not confuse me with the facts, my mind is made up”
go ahead do her. 

MelbourneMark

Maybe he has already boinked her?!  I'm leaning towards that at this point!! 

mplspug

Bunch of girlie men you had to get advice from because you are a cupcake who can't make manly decisions on his own.

Turner River Terror

mplspug said:

Bunch of girlie men you had to get advice from because you are a cupcake who can't make manly decisions on his own.

Well Said..I should have known..
Some Men are Bulls and some men are..kinda men. Flaky , scared of the wife , Scared of low hanging Tang , Scared of a challenge , scared of aggressive women , scared of ....wimps.
God didn't put me here to sit on the Freakin couch fantasizing about Kim K.
He gave me Breeding equipment and told me to prosper.
I'm just following my Destiny , My DNA , My Morning Wood..winning..

2amigo

Turner River Terror said:

mplspug said:

Bunch of girlie men you had to get advice from because you are a cupcake who can't make manly decisions on his own.

Well Said..I should have known..
Some Men are Bulls and some men are..kinda men. Flaky , scared of the wife , Scared of low hanging Tang , Scared of a challenge , scared of aggressive women , scared of ....wimps.
God didn't put me here to sit on the Freakin couch fantasizing about Kim K.
He gave me Breeding equipment and told me to prosper.
I'm just following my Destiny , My DNA , My Morning Wood..winning..

Right now I just see talk and more talk TRT. Time for action and results and a report back here. 

Finfinder

I'm betting you already rode the moped. 

dragon bait

Sounds like TRT is all hat no cattle 

Gary S

Im'm not scared of the wife. I'm scared of the wife's lawyer.

jcbcpa

2amigo said:

Turner River Terror said:

mplspug said:

Bunch of girlie men you had to get advice from because you are a cupcake who can't make manly decisions on his own.

Well Said..I should have known..
Some Men are Bulls and some men are..kinda men. Flaky , scared of the wife , Scared of low hanging Tang , Scared of a challenge , scared of aggressive women , scared of ....wimps.
God didn't put me here to sit on the Freakin couch fantasizing about Kim K.
He gave me Breeding equipment and told me to prosper.
I'm just following my Destiny , My DNA , My Morning Wood..winning..

Right now I just see talk and more talk TRT. Time for action and results and a report back here. 

Better yet, sign the neighbor up on FS and let her report back.
Come on TRT, what are you a man or a mouse?

Slough

Alright, TRT you started it. Now time for the REST of THE STORY.

Tarponator

His hook up is scheduled for tomorrow, Saturday.

Soda Popinski

We need an update on this pronto.   

mplspug

Turner River Terror

WELL..
She scared me off , all this talk of we could be happy together , I like a Man like you.
Wife ain't walking 1000 yards to check on me , but Moon Beam will roll right on down in her Audi.
Honkin the horn at the gate.
I've hand caught Rattlesnakes before. Really get's your heart going when you first grab them..Then your tryin to figure out how to release them without putting you in the Hospital.
There's always Lunch with Paula in the Waterfront home Friday. We had Cocktails today after work and bonded real close...
Just throw the Cast net boys, You catch Bait and every now and then something worth fryin up....winning..

mplspug

I can barely handle the one I married!  No thanks!

Billy No Mates

Soda Popinski said:

We need an update on this pronto.   

You need a hobby!

Soda Popinski

I think you made the right choice you don't need all that crazy pulling up in your driveway for an episode of Jersey Shore to happen.   Plus, you don't want to go sifting through all your things that have been tossed in the front yard if she rolls up and you aren't home either.  I hear Hefty bags are the best for personal items.        

Slough

Well no firework show or shows. LOL  Probably a very wise choice.