The Neighbor wants to Do Me..

Turner River Terror

Husband passed about 6 months ago..We talked but didn't bond with each other..
Just friendly folks in passing.
Now the Widow is confused and scared, guess I'm the Ice Cream Man to her.
Sold his truck and other stuff for her  , did a couple repairs on the house and know I'm getting pecks on the lips and invites for cocktails.
No she's not Hot but I'm not real picky..never have been..
Suggestions ?

riverdiver

You know the rules....pics needed.

mplspug

Suggestions?  Doggie style and close your eyes.

dave44

Maybe a mask? There could be a dust storm.

Billy No Mates

   Turner River Terror said:

Suggestions ?

Quit lying.

Tarpon65

Won't your Thai lady boy be upset if you cheat on him/her? 

Gary S

RUN AWAY !!!!

2amigo

Too close to home for an ugly one.  It's like feeding a cat, she'll never leave. 

NACl H2O Luvr

Make her sign an NDA.

Soda Popinski

Unless you plan on moving away this sounds like a bad idea.    That said, I think you should go for it because i enjoy a good S*** show.   

Slough

JohnnyBandit said:

You married?

That's the first question to be answered.

Soda Popinski

Slough said:

JohnnyBandit said:

You married?

That's the first question to be answered.

Pffttt.....rings don't block holes.    My cousin used to say that, of course he wasn't married 

Slough

Soda Popinski said:

Slough said:

JohnnyBandit said:

You married?

That's the first question to be answered.

Pffttt.....rings don't block holes.    My cousin used to say that, of course he wasn't married 

You poke in the wrong one and things like boats, houses ect disappear. 

Soda Popinski

Slough said:

Soda Popinski said:

Slough said:

JohnnyBandit said:

You married?

That's the first question to be answered.

Pffttt.....rings don't block holes.    My cousin used to say that, of course he wasn't married 

You poke in the wrong one and things like boats, houses ect disappear. 

LOL not me!  I love all my stuff, and fortunately love the wife too.   

Tarponator

TRT, You still got that Latin girlfriend?

Messing around on her could be dangerous to your health.

Just sayin'.....

cadman

Billy No Mates said:

   Turner River Terror said:

Suggestions ?

Quit lying.

I was going to say stop making crap up, but that works too

MelbourneMark

We are all animals with needs... However, close proximity to the lady might cause problems...  

Gardawg

riverdiver said:

You know the rules....pics needed.

He should go for it !

Soda Popinski

Wooooo, someone went hog hunting....

Turner River Terror

Buncha Girly Men ....
What happened to Any Port in a Storm , 2 Baggers , Drunk fat Chicks at 3 am..
Man cards must have expired or the low hanging fruits shrunk back into your crotch's.
Neighbor lives 1000 yards away thru the woods down a dirt road.
Wife can't see that far and she ain't much for walking anyways...
I've spread my Seed across this Land but the old Tree is still producing.
Nobody ever laid on their Death bed and regretted too much Tang.
She texted me today and invited me down for a drink.
Anticipation is a good thing..I told her Saturday afternoon.
She'll be squirmin like a worm on a hook by then..
Best wear a Throw away shirt and carry Wet Wipes...

Welwood

Gardawg said:

riverdiver said:

You know the rules....pics needed.

He should go for it !

The best of two worlds.........warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Jack Hexter

Being a trained investigator, I found a picture of TRT's neighbor

cadman

He said he wasn't real picky, 

dave44

I’m not feeling too well,I may have to unsubscribe to this thread. Port in a storm and drunk chicks at three was fine a hundred years ago. But I quit wearing goggles and got married to escape that sort of trauma.
  In reality sitting on the porch with an adult beverage is very nice. On the boat on a sweet day.?
  Maybe I’m getting older than I thought, but I kind of feel I wasted a lot of time back then.
  Your mileage may vary.

Westwall01

Tarponator said:

TRT, You still got that Latin girlfriend?

Messing around on her could be dangerous to your health.

Just sayin'.....

Been there doe that....have the scars to prove it

mike_s

Go ahead and take one for the team.

Turner River Terror

Real Picky don't mean Disparate..but that first one with the Shotgun..You just Know her daddy has some good huntin land...winning..

2amigo

Turner River Terror said:

Buncha Girly Men ....
What happened to Any Port in a Storm , 2 Baggers , Drunk fat Chicks at 3 am..
Man cards must have expired or the low hanging fruits shrunk back into your crotch's.
Neighbor lives 1000 yards away thru the woods down a dirt road.
Wife can't see that far and she ain't much for walking anyways...
I've spread my Seed across this Land but the old Tree is still producing.
Nobody ever laid on their Death bed and regretted too much Tang.
She texted me today and invited me down for a drink.
Anticipation is a good thing..I told her Saturday afternoon.
She'll be squirmin like a worm on a hook by then..
Best wear a Throw away shirt and carry Wet Wipes...

Well there ya go. You can't argue with that. Go get 'em!!!💦🍆

mindyabiness

If you have to ask a bunch of strangers for a good reason to...there is probably a better reason not to.

Life gets complicated...trust me, it ain't like it's your first time and it's way too close to home.

Turner River Terror

Too Close to Home ??
Walkin 1000 yards carrying Morning Wood ain't easy bro..

fins4me

Hope this is a troll.