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Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
I am stocked-up on eggs and TP! I even have a special pecan pie ready for one particular neighbor.

Anyone else excited?
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  • CyclistCyclist Posts: 23,340 AG
  • mplspugmplspug Posts: 16,014 AG
    I rented a white van to sit in my driveway.
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
    I'm getting too old to pull pranks like I used to, but I still enjoy a little fun. Some of my favorites include:

    -draining the brake fluid out of my neighbor's car (a fat nasty woman). She ended-up running the stop sign and knocking down a utility pole. Power was out for 5 hours.

    -Pouring a 5-gallon bucket of red paint into a church fountain.

    -Opening a farm gate so all the cattle went out onto the highway.

    -Slashing about a dozen tires of cars in a parking lot (I was young - wouldn't do that now).

    -Tried to de-rail train by putting refrigerator onto tracks (didn't work).

    -Dropped a plastic coke bottle of gas into a neighbor's light jack-o-lantern. (Almost started the house on fire, but stopped at the porch.)
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  • PolarPolar Posts: 22,492 AG
    Im making home made acid bombs and will launch them from my upstairs window onto my elderly neighbors driveway. They'll have no clue who did it!!!!!!!!
  • mplspugmplspug Posts: 16,014 AG
    I got a storm grate right next to my driveway too. Maybe I'll put a couple balloons in there.
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • RedactionRedaction Posts: 2,044 Captain
    I have eight paper bags with dog poop in them ready to ignite for unsuspecting door steps.
  • ResinheadResinhead Posts: 10,987 AG
    mplspug wrote: »
    I got a storm grate right next to my driveway too. Maybe I'll put a couple balloons in there.

    That would be great you should rig up a walkie-talkie in there and say hey kids come over here for a second.
  • Tarpon65Tarpon65 Posts: 7,243 Admiral
    I carved the pumpkin Saturday morning, so my part is done. My wife has out an official s##$ load Halloween decorations.
    Always Do Sober What You Said You'd Do Drunk. That Will Teach You To Keep Your Mouth Shut. - Ernest Hemingway
  • micci_manmicci_man Posts: 15,020 AG
    Fish Haid wrote: »
    I'm getting too old to pull pranks like I used to, but I still enjoy a little fun. Some of my favorites include:

    -draining the brake fluid out of my neighbor's car (a fat nasty woman). She ended-up running the stop sign and knocking down a utility pole. Power was out for 5 hours.

    -Pouring a 5-gallon bucket of red paint into a church fountain.

    -Opening a farm gate so all the cattle went out onto the highway.

    -Slashing about a dozen tires of cars in a parking lot (I was young - wouldn't do that now).

    -Tried to de-rail train by putting refrigerator onto tracks (didn't work).

    -Dropped a plastic coke bottle of gas into a neighbor's light jack-o-lantern. (Almost started the house on fire, but stopped at the porch.)



    Dang man, stuff like this can hurt or kill people...
    Common Sense can't be bought, taught or gifted, yet it is one of the few things in life that is free, and most refuse to even attempt to possess it. - Miguel Cervantes
  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski Posts: 16,704 AG
    I bought a coke that said share with Lewis. Joke's on you Coca Cola Bottling! I don't know a lewis!!! ***maniacal laughter***
    You can't pet a dead dog back to life 
  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
    micci_man wrote: »
    Dang man, stuff like this can hurt or kill people...

    Duh! Isn't that the whole point?
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  • PolarPolar Posts: 22,492 AG
    I have no clue what Ill be tomorrow night!
  • mplspugmplspug Posts: 16,014 AG
    Resinhead wrote: »
    That would be great you should rig up a walkie-talkie in there and say hey kids come over here for a second.

    Or I could just have the clown that lives down there say come here Georgie as kids pass by.

    He's a nice clown. Seriously, It gives sewer clowns a bad rap.
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • micci_manmicci_man Posts: 15,020 AG
    Fish Haid wrote: »
    Duh! Isn't that the whole point?

    You are sicker than I thought I guess if that's the way you feel about it.
    Common Sense can't be bought, taught or gifted, yet it is one of the few things in life that is free, and most refuse to even attempt to possess it. - Miguel Cervantes
  • mplspugmplspug Posts: 16,014 AG
    As of yesterday, I'm going as a guy with a wrecked back. **** I can barely walk.

    Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 8,006 Admiral
    mplspug wrote: »
    As of yesterday, I'm going as a guy with a wrecked back. **** I can barely walk.

    Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk
    Ice is your best friend.....you're welcome.
    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
    I AM NOT A RACIST
  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
    micci_man wrote: »
    You are sicker than I thought I guess if that's the way you feel about it.

    Hey - it's only one day each year! Live a little.
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  • mplspugmplspug Posts: 16,014 AG
    Ice is your best friend.....you're welcome.

    Icing it now. Had the heat pad earlier, but to me, heat seems to relax the muscles too much, then when I stand oye mother trucker!
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • CyclistCyclist Posts: 23,340 AG
    This would be a great one...

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  • tankardtankard Posts: 7,030 Admiral
    Fish Haid wrote: »
    Hey - it's only one day each year! Live a little.

    Fish on!!

    Shouldn't you tighten the drag a little....he's still pulling line...
  • mplspugmplspug Posts: 16,014 AG
    Cyclist wrote: »
    This would be a great one...

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    A Rick Flair clown? You are showing your age.
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,328 AG
    PRAY JEEBUS!

    Some of yous guys is seriously twisted!

    He said from a 55+ retirement community with no kids allowed.

    Other old farts who might want to knock on the door will get a surprise -- nothing, since
    the house will be dark from the front.

    Not my preference but what SWMBO wants.

    ****!

    A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time. 
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