Quick....while the wifes in the shower.
I hear the water start running. Out to the chum freezer I go and grab a bag of whole squid. Back in the kitchen I get a cutting board, making sure it is the one she only uses for onions. Open the bag, rinse and separate. Only time enough to cut up about ten ziplock sandwich baggies into perfect little bait catching squares. It's cut up and I'm finished putting it into the baggies when i hear the water stop. No time for panic. I run the squid out to the freezer, wash the cutting board twice, put it in the drainer. Wash and then wipe the counter top and sink with disinfectant wipes. I throw the wipe out the back door and go back into the kitchen. Oops! Almost forgot to dry and put the cutting board away. Don't want to have to lie my way out of this one. She emerges from the bedroom " whatcha doin'?" "Just let the dog out." Another covert mission accomplished. Tom cruise, who? Hope this makes you chuckle but it's a true story from this morning.