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NoeetticaNoeettica Posts: 2,423 Captain
Tarp , Good knife . Space blanket , fire starter , paracord and cliff bars ...

all packed in a small stainless pot ...

Would the above constitute "Camping Gear"
We are ALL Brothers on the water ! 

No one "Owns" the waterways !
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  • pottydocpottydoc Posts: 5,637 Admiral
    At one time, for me, yes. Now, it wouldn't even start the list.
  • NoeetticaNoeettica Posts: 2,423 Captain
    Since the new season of "Naked and Afraid" starts tonight it got me thinking ;-)
    We are ALL Brothers on the water ! 

    No one "Owns" the waterways !
  • cadmancadman Posts: 43,575 AG
    I know some homeless people who camp with less than that. What some do for fun, others do as a necessity.

    Former Mini Mart Magnate

    I am just here for my amusement. 

  • ParkerboyParkerboy Posts: 7,045 Admiral
    My idea of camping is a hotel without room service
    Deo Vindice
  • NickhoogNickhoog Posts: 1,572 Captain
    Parkerboy wrote: »
    My idea of camping is a hotel without room service

    Or a towel change.....
  • Turner River TerrorTurner River Terror Posts: 11,870 AG
    I went from a Tarp . Machete and a couple cans of Whatever food to a 36 RV. with a Big Honking AC.
    Brown Whisky and a Bonfire with Lawn Chairs and a Grill.:grin
    Don't miss the Tarp at all..
    I could camp simple again...but why ?:huh
    Killin and Grillin :grin
  • S.S.TupperwareS.S.Tupperware Posts: 1,056 Officer
    I like to dissapear on my endro for a few days, but I do tale a lil more than that... coffee being one of them.
  • Mango ManMango Man Posts: 13,570 AG
    Nowadays, if the sign doesn't read "Radisson", "Hyatt", or "Marriott " I ain't stopping. :cool:

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  • GardawgGardawg Posts: 16,633 AG
    No ...

    This is more like what my minimum is for camping

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    "Forgiveness is a strange thing. It can be sometimes easier to forgive our enemies than our friends. It can be hardest of all to forgive people we love." Fred Rogers  
  • phlatsphilphlatsphil Posts: 14,632 AG
    cadman wrote: »
    I know some homeless people who camp with less than that. What some do for fun, others do as a necessity.

    Do you think homeless people are offended by recreational campers? LOL
  • S.S.TupperwareS.S.Tupperware Posts: 1,056 Officer
    Only if ya don't give them a doĺlar.?
  • joekat46joekat46 Posts: 2,847 Captain
    Great forum - as usual - turn every thread on "Off Topic" into backdoor "Politics". Back to the discussed topic:rolleyes I've camped for several days in a two man Eureka tent with gear that fit into an old Geo Metro. About as minimal as I'll go. Will add a pic if I can figure out the new imgur.com posting stuff. Biggest problem with minimalist camping is water supply and shower. Florida adds a bit of drama to this if a nearby pond is your answer to that dilemma. A local homeless took a bath in a pond off Kings Hwy in Port Charlotte last week. Lost several toes and a few fingers to a 9' gator that didn't want to share his pond (or maybe give him a dollar).
  • Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,328 AG
    Started out by modifying my first Ford van so my son (age 5 at the time) had a fold-down bunk bed and the wife and I slept on a piece of 6-inch foam I bought from a local mattress company.

    After a one-week trip to NC in that, and a couple pop-ups in between traveling all over Florida and the northeast, moved up to a new 30 foot travel trailer . . . and never looked back.

    Something about age that stimulates the appreciation for plug-in water and sewage, and that great button that automatically levels the unit necessitating only rolling down the awning, bringing out a couple chairs and putting ice in a glass followed by the first adult beverage.

    :wink

    A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time. 
  • cadmancadman Posts: 43,575 AG
    phlatsphil wrote: »
    Do you think homeless people are offended by recreational campers? LOL

    Funny.

    I just meet a few being in retail in Gainesville. I also meant nothing political by it. I am amazed, when I talk to them, on how they live. One guy lives behind a storage shed in the corner of a commercial property. Has a tarp for cover and a folding cot as a bed. Some just camp in the woods. My second store is near the interstate and at least once a month we have to chase off a guy sleeping under the canopy when we come in. Met one guy who has a large family size tent set up in the woods with a mattress and generator. Most live in little groups of 4 to 6 for protection. I know one who has a membership to a $10 a month gym just for the shower access. 99% of them make money panhandling.

    I have a few rules that they all know about my stores, do not loiter, do not ask customers for money on the property, don't drink on the property, and never steal from me. I will buy you a cup of coffee sometimes, but don't invite your friends, this ain't a charity. Follow those and they are welcome to shop and even stand around and chat a bit. I will let them loiter a little during bad weather as long as they are polite.

    I have one who works for me doing clean up and stocking for about 10-12 hours a week. He refuses to work more then that. It was hard to get him to agree to that at first. He could get a real job, just doesn't want to. He gave up drinking except on Saturday nights.

    Most are pretty cool people who made bad choices in life. A few are just a-holes who end up in jail.

    One told me; "it ain't that bad, you get used to it. Just like camping all time". I told him there was no way I could ever get used to sleeping on the street and not bathing daily. But it is their choice on how they want to live for the most part.

    Former Mini Mart Magnate

    I am just here for my amusement. 

  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
    That list would leave a lot of room for beer inside the motorhome.

    I don't bathe daily, but I swim in the pool a lot.
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  • TrevfishinTrevfishin Posts: 749 Officer
    Most of the homeless peeps I run into have mental issues, like the guy who would steal fingernail polish and paint his nails and toe nails different colors and wear dresses. Or the guy who would collect trash...from dumpsters and make piles of trash large enough that it would fall out into the street.

    Then you have the quiet ones who stand in the intersections to collect money for their alcohol/food. There's a commune of them under the bridge interchange in Charleston for 26/17. That's always fun to explain to a 7 year old about what they are doing. They even had a kiddie pool...

    What's sad is then you have the people who actually have jobs and still panhandle for extra money.
  • CyclistCyclist Posts: 23,340 AG
    Gardawg wrote: »
    No ...

    This is more like what my minimum is for camping

    luxury-camps.jpg



    That's Glamping....
  • NoeetticaNoeettica Posts: 2,423 Captain
    And the best part is you can "Open Carry" To / During and From Hunting Fishing or "Camping" ;-) ...
    We are ALL Brothers on the water ! 

    No one "Owns" the waterways !
  • NoeetticaNoeettica Posts: 2,423 Captain
    I still have "3rd. party" hosting until December LoL !


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    We are ALL Brothers on the water ! 

    No one "Owns" the waterways !
  • Nick NikonNick Nikon Posts: 4,987 Captain
    We wore out two tents.

    Bought the A-liner in 2002.

    Will never go back to the ground.

    "Motel-6 on 2 Wheels" ... whenever we need it.

    Otherwise, we "camp" with a pool, cable, and breakfast buffet.
  • Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,328 AG
    Nick Nikon wrote: »
    We wore out two tents.

    Bought the A-liner in 2002.

    Will never go back to the ground.

    "Motel-6 on 2 Wheels" ... whenever we need it.

    Otherwise, we "camp" with a pool, cable, and breakfast buffet.

    Yep. My current wife considers "roughing it" to mean a 4-star hotel.

    A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time. 
  • Florida BullfrogFlorida Bullfrog Posts: 4,847 Captain
    I've done it with just a tarp. In Summer with no bug repellant. But I strongly believe Florida isn't appropriate for tarp-only camping becase of snakes. Not after I've 1) had a rattler coil up between my legs as I sat in the ground 2) had a coral snake check out my backpack, and 3) stepped bare foot in a moccasin. Snakes will NOT go out of their way to avoid you as you lay or sit on the ground.

    I generally use an ultralight tent. Around 2 pounds. My overall back weight is less than 20 most trips these days. And that's with tent and comfy sleeping pad.
  • mplspugmplspug Posts: 16,014 AG
    Don't forget a fleshlight.
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • FinfinderFinfinder Posts: 9,999 Admiral
    Baits Out wrote: »
    Yep. My current wife considers "roughing it" to mean a 4-star hotel.


    LOL "current wife" that sounds temporary
  • tk's joytk's joy Posts: 2,490 Officer
    Finfinder wrote: »
    LOL "current wife" that sounds temporary

    That reminds me of a guy I once worked with who said "oh, about every seven years or so I get in a mood to buy a woman a house".

    tk
  • ANUMBER1ANUMBER1 Posts: 13,168 AG
    mplspug wrote: »
    Don't forget a fleshlight.
    what size?
    I am glad to only be a bird hunter with bird dogs...being a shooter or dog handler or whatever other niche exists to separate appears to generate far too much about which to worry.
  • mplspugmplspug Posts: 16,014 AG
    They come in sizes???

    My friend calls his wife the favorite wife.

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    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • I buy them used off E Bay..just need new battery's and a good cleaning.....winning..
    Killin and Grillin :grin
  • mplspugmplspug Posts: 16,014 AG
    I can model one for the calendar.

    Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • Nick NikonNick Nikon Posts: 4,987 Captain
    Baits Out wrote: »
    Yep. My current wife .... .

    Won't touch that line with a barge-pole.
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