Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway. I AM NOT A RACIST
An Air Force C-130 was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this !" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
F16 fighter jet in right bank roll
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said "What did you think of that?"
C130 Four Engine Propeller Cargo Plane
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, relieved myself, then got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll."
An Air Force C-130 was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this !" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
F16 fighter jet in right bank roll
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said "What did you think of that?":
C130 Four Engine Propeller Cargo Plane
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, relieved myself, then got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll."
Maybe you should try not to "think" so much?[/QUOTE
I think that you shouldn't think about what I think about. That's what I think.
I'll do that for you Pops...you owe me.
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway. I AM NOT A RACIST
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An Air Force C-130 was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this !" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
F16 fighter jet in right bank roll
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said "What did you think of that?"
C130 Four Engine Propeller Cargo Plane
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, relieved myself, then got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll."
Any other questions?
Thats a good one.
Holy crap!
Hi buddy. How are you? I've missed you so much since those meanies banned me.
How is your dog?
I AM NOT A RACIST
I'm ok, dog died. I haven't been on that s--t hole for a while, don't need the bs. You doin ok?
:rolleyes
Here you go Pop, don't hurt yourself...