My wife has no idea that I am participating on a mostly non-fishing, fishing forum. She thinks that I am always talking about fishing. I do fish at least 2-4 times a month depending on weather though. More in the late Summer as diving for Crawfish adds to water time. She does Facebook and those silly computer games that are part of it.
“Everyone behaves badly--given the chance.”
― Ernest Hemingway
The wife got pissed at me about 15 years ago cause I was on the forum Christmas day and ignoring my duties. I was following the Boating forum and Big Bend back then. A little OT. She hasn't cared since then cause she spends way more time on FB and game sites than I do on FS. I'm not even on FB. She likes the fake gambling sites and that Candy something game.
One of Your "Fishing" forums. Sometimes the fishing is spoken with intonation, sometimes she actually pulls out the finger quotes. And sometimes she calls it "The one that isn't the NAMBLA forum".
If a woman has emotional needs she should be a lesbian.
Of course, the secret to a happy or at least tolerable marriage lies in your ability to tap into your inner lesbian.
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway. I AM NOT A RACIST
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway. I AM NOT A RACIST
My Wife knows nothing about Computers or Facebook.
She has a full time job serving me and cleaning the house.....winning..
Like I always say "Idle hands are the devils workshop".
When they start asking questions.....show em the vacumn.
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway. I AM NOT A RACIST
So long as she doesn't catch me looking at the updated HOTD page, it's called my FB....I don't do FB, instagram, twitter, or any other social media...too busy working, cooking and running kids to sports!
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Mine asks "talking to your boy friends again?"
“Everyone behaves badly--given the chance.”
― Ernest Hemingway
Her most common reference.... "can you ask your guys on the forum if they know who does [insert need here]."
I think she uses it as a rival to Angie's List, obviously NE specific!
yes The Dead Zone
Of course, the secret to a happy or at least tolerable marriage lies in your ability to tap into your inner lesbian.
I AM NOT A RACIST
I wish I had an inner lesbian to tap, if you know what I mean.
I AM NOT A RACIST
I believe your better half is probably asking if your virtual friends know the deep secrets to making a particularly gorgeous laced doily.
I bet yours can't be matched.
She has a full time job serving me and cleaning the house.....winning..
Lets drink beer...
When they start asking questions.....show em the vacumn.
I AM NOT A RACIST
...I have a new hero.....
Try the small of her back.
I'd respond, but I have to go do the laundry.
Well.....I didn't sit on the couch all day eating bon-bons....I worked my fingers to the bone and am almost done my daily chores....
I made a beautiful chicken noodle soup that's been slow cooking since 0800....God...I hope she likes it....:)