Too much Perfume!!!
I was sitting in a small restaurant eating my grits this morning. Actually, I was the only customer in there. A very large and beastly woman walked in and sat down about 10 feet from me. Her perfume chemical stench permeated the air. It got in my nose, and in my mouth. Suddenly, my eggs and ham tasted like crap. Why do they wear so much? It didn't even smell good - smelled like bug spray. I thought about asking her to leave, or paying her to leave, but she probably would have called me a racist.