And you think you have problems . . .

Baits Out

This man is sitting in the bar crying away. When the bartender asks
what's wrong he says he just found out his son is gay. Well, the
bartender can imagine the pain this man must be feeling so he says,
"Here, "handing him a shot of whiskey, "This is on the house. Oh hell,
I'll even have a few with you." So they have quite a few drinks over the
course of the night.

About a week later the same guy comes in, same thing, crying out loud.
When the bartender asks what is wrong the man replies, "I just found out
my other son is a ****. "So the bartender sets up a few shots for each of
them. As they are drinking the bartender asks how many sons the guy has.
"Three." "Is the other one straight?" "As far as I know"

The man leaves. After about a month he comes back in AGAIN he is
crying. The bartender thinks poor guy, and asks, "Doesn't ANYONE in your
family like having sex with women?????"

"I just found out my wife does."

AC Man

My best tech just found out his wife does too. She kicked him to the curb and he moved back up north.

Mackeral Snatcher

1/2 snortle