if you are too drunk to drive from the strip club, don't do this

coldair

On his way home from a strip club, a Florida man fell out of his truck, ran himself over and then ran off, troopers say.


The Orlando Sentinel reported the 28-year-old Casselberry man left Dancers Royale strip club around 2 a.m. Tuesday. Less than a block away, the Florida Highway Patrol said he fell out of his 2016 Ford pickup and promptly ran over his own leg.


The man was down, but his truck kept going, rolling into a nearby house and injuring a 58-year-old woman inside, the Sentinel reported.




By the time troopers got there the driver was gone, but his truck (complete with an ID) was still stuck inside the house.


The woman was treated for minor injuries in her home. The man is still on the run.


Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article110524437.html#storylink=cpy

Tarpon65

I'm pretty sure something like that happened to me in the 80's as I was leaving Mons Venus.


Or it may have been 2001 Odyssey.



Or the Tanga lounge.

Team Sabatage

How could you be to drunk to drive away from a strip club is my first question.

Parkerboy

I lost a car once. Met a young lady for drinks then later we decided to go elsewhere and I moved my car from that bar and parked it on a street. Joined her in her vehicle, went to several bars then to her apartment. The next morning neither of us could remember where I parked other than the general neighborhood and it took me two weeks of cruising the area every afternoon until I found it. Fortunately I had another vehicle to drive.

Heatwave

Parkerboy wrote: »

I lost a car once. Met a young lady for drinks then later we decided to go elsewhere and I moved my car from that bar and parked it on a street. Joined her in her vehicle, went to several bars then to her apartment. The next morning neither of us could remember where I parked other than the general neighborhood and it took me two weeks of cruising the area every afternoon until I found it. Fortunately I had another vehicle to drive.

LOL, Been there unfortunately... Sometimes I feel like we are lucky to be alive after living through the 70s and 80s... My kid would disown me if I did something like that today...