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A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time.
FRIDAY !! . . . enjoy
SOUND FAMILIAR WHERE YOU ARE?:
When an applicant asked if the company had a fitness program, the human
resources manager replied, "Oh, our employees don't need one. They are
routinely jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, beating around
the bush, running down the boss, going around in circles, dragging their
feet, dodging responsibility, passing the buck, climbing the ladder,
wading through paperwork, pulling strings, throwing their weight around,
stretching the truth, bending the rules, stabbing others in their backs
and pushing their luck!"
"Sex with me is like the Special Olympics. Lot's of drooling and giggling, but in the end everybody's a winner."
--Matt Weinhold
New Living Will Form
I, _________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bloody Mary,
______a Margarita
______a Manhattan
______a Martini
______a beer
______a Vodka and Tonic
______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs
______The remote control,
_____ Pork rinds
______Sex
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
CHEERS!
BAITS
When an applicant asked if the company had a fitness program, the human
resources manager replied, "Oh, our employees don't need one. They are
routinely jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, beating around
the bush, running down the boss, going around in circles, dragging their
feet, dodging responsibility, passing the buck, climbing the ladder,
wading through paperwork, pulling strings, throwing their weight around,
stretching the truth, bending the rules, stabbing others in their backs
and pushing their luck!"
"Sex with me is like the Special Olympics. Lot's of drooling and giggling, but in the end everybody's a winner."
--Matt Weinhold
New Living Will Form
I, _________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bloody Mary,
______a Margarita
______a Manhattan
______a Martini
______a beer
______a Vodka and Tonic
______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs
______The remote control,
_____ Pork rinds
______Sex
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
CHEERS!
BAITS
A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time.
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Yes, thanks, and backatcha.
:thumbsup
Any time anyone in this community mentions an A/C problem I recommend you,
. . . for all the good it does???
A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time.