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Thursday humor -- An advanced gardening technique . . .

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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a
gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red

The woman asked the man, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The neighbor responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing
so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same
thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for
two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way,
how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No," she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time. 
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