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  • ChuckcChuckc Posts: 4,397 Captain
    About 2700 plus or minus.
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    If your brain was worth $10.00 a lb, you'd be in debt

    Why don't you answer the question, you love insults. C'mon Tele-Tubby, what you worth in weight?
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

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  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Griz wrote: »
    I'm worth $2,300 to $2,350 depending on what I'm wearing when I'm at Publix. Volunteer staff.

    I stand vindicated. Thanks Griz......
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

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    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 1850-1900 depending on the day of the week
    THERE SHOULD BE NO COMMERCIAL FISHING ALLOWED FOR ANY SPECIES THAT IS CONSIDERED OVERFISHED.
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Triple Digits, post your net worth here please. There is money on this one and remember, in order for it
    to be an accurate assesment, both feet have to be on the truck scales at the same time.......
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

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    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Buford CletusBuford Cletus Posts: 2,097 Captain
    Good lord TTT who have you pissed off?
  • TarponatorTarponator Posts: 19,952 AG
    I'm down to a svelte $2,050.
  • fishdishfishdish Posts: 1,223 Officer
    In Pesos I'm worth much more. Invest in Taco Bell!!!!
  • Good lord TTT who have you pissed off?

    I was wondering the exact same thing. I'm thinking, who is this guy and why is he so angry?

    So I did a little checking, a background check I guess you could call it.

    Its pretty telling and semi-interesting. I'll post it up tomorrow when I have a few minutes
    "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    I was wondering the exact same thing. I'm thinking, who is this guy and why is he so angry?

    So I did a little checking, a background check I guess you could call it.

    Its pretty telling and semi-interesting. I'll post it up tomorrow when I have a few minutes

    Just post your Net Worth in weight big guy. You threw down the gauntlet and I accepted now pony up the dough-re-me or
    stop at the nearest truck stop and show us.......

    It is really that easy.
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

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    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • bottom feederbottom feeder Posts: 1,798 Captain
    1290.

    Leaving Florida... take a developer with you!

  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Moses wrote: »
    Just post your Net Worth in weight big guy. You threw down the gauntlet and I accepted now pony up the dough-re-me or
    stop at the nearest truck stop and show us.......

    It is really that easy.

    Hey Triple T, you here? Post it up or man up and pay up!
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • PolarPolar Posts: 22,492 AG
    I think he may be ignoring you, not sure.
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Polar wrote: »
    I think he may be ignoring you, not sure.

    He shouldn't be ignoring me, his stomach wrote a check that is going to bounce. Literally! :rotflmao
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Just checking back, no answer yet.
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • tankardtankard Posts: 7,030 Admiral
    Apparently this is a Math Test to see if Avg. FS Members are 'Smarter than a 2nd Grader'
    Answer = NO...


    A definite NO!
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Good afternoon everyone......
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Good lord TTT who have you pissed off?
    I was wondering the exact same thing. I'm thinking, who is this guy and why is he so angry?

    So I did a little checking, a background check I guess you could call it.

    Its pretty telling and semi-interesting. I'll post it up tomorrow when I have a few minutes


    So anyway, I noticed that "Moses" really doesn't participate a whole lot so I looked at his most recent "Started Threads" and I see what appears to be a pattern to his participation.

    From most recent to oldest, here's what I found, do you see a pattern here?





    1.)
    • If you were worth Ten dollars a pound.....


    • Moses wrote: »
      What is your net worth?

      Mine is $2,350 dollars. I bet the Rich(est) member here is on staff at FS.

      Everyone, feel free to post your net worth.... :cool

    As you can see, this was some sort


    2.)
    • This forum is getting
    Moses wrote: »
    Harder to appreciate with all the "Slide In" advertisements.

    Can we turn them off?

    3.)
    • Ping: FLDXT

    Moses wrote: »
    That Vortex Strikefire II got me first place this weekend. Everybody who had the Aimpoints said they
    got screwed over after letting them shoot the AR with the Vortex. After throwing the weapon in barrels,
    on tables and carting it over bumpy trails and courses, it was still zeroed. Figure with the money
    I saved not buying a "Status" symbol will allow me to get a nice Vortex for Distance shooting.

    As a side note, **** Norris from 3Gun Nation, ranked 8th in the world, was at the shoot. Top ten in the world and he
    is entirely Vortex. Guess he should take your PK-5th grade refresher course as well but he did say
    he had to stick his hand in a cows butt once.

    I think I will place the new Vortex on my custom rifle that shoots 1,000 yards consistently.
    We shoot at 6 inch targets, not Gongs the size of a Semi Truck.

    Good Luck with the custom rifle. Helpful Hint - Just because you spend Custom money on a rifle
    doesn't mean you are going to shoot better than mediocre. Spend some of that money on a true
    optic/Red Dot, Vortex, and spend the rest you saved on learning how to shooting your new Custom rifle.
    FLDXT wrote: »
    So let's see here, a bunch of weekend warriors get beat by you, blame their optic, obviously it wasn't their piZz poor shooting, skill levels, equipment set up or luck. Definitely means superior optics. Next a guy, who more than likely is receiving equipment or money from said company, is using the equipment?
    Moses wrote: »
    Quite frankly you bore me FLDXT/BEEF/WHATEVER, I am more interested in what #1 is talking about.

    Binder, behave! :kick
    FLDXT wrote: »
    That's what usually happens.
    Moses wrote: »
    What usually happens? That you notice your head is shoved so far up your **** that you have to unzip your
    fly to brush your teeth?
    Skunk Ape wrote: »
    Are you calling Beef out on something here?
    Moses wrote: »
    Yes, dental hygiene.

    4.)
    • Honor TT33T Today

    Moses wrote: »
    Today should be set aside to honor Rich(TT33T). He is sticking to his diet and starting his exercise regimen.
    Good for him! Let's all get behind his endeavor and cheer him on to victory. :dance


    5.)
    • Ping: Polar
    Moses wrote: »
    Heard your truck broke down in Jacksonville last night. Did you get it fixed this morning. :grin
    rock_fish wrote: »
    Good thing you wrote ping, he might not see polar in the title
    Moses wrote: »
    Sorry Binda, errr Rock Fish.......

    Sometimes Polar can be illiterate, it always best to preface his name with Ping:.
    Moses is starting some dumb threads today.
    Moses wrote: »
    I had to lower my posting IQ to better suit the clientele here, like you.
    If that makes you feel better, go with it.
    Moses wrote: »
    Belittling my intelligence to create posts that you can understand does not make me feel better, it makes me
    feel a little like you. The lower classed IQ of FS of which there are only a couple of members.
    Must be lonely for you.
    moses mad


    6.)
    • Triple Chins

    Moses wrote: »
    This is not a ping so no need to consolidate in another thread.

    Do you feel that your moderation skills are above or below the norm for FS moderators?

    Just curious and I hope I don't get any points for this post....:blowkiss
    gandrfab wrote: »
    You could have PM'd him
    Moses wrote: »
    Function doesn't work on FS....
    Mango Man wrote: »
    Are you expecting a different outcome from your old alias' and this one?
    Polar wrote: »
    the annoyance is strong with this one
    Moses wrote: »
    What is my old Alias? I have never had an alias here that I know of. :huh
    Moses wrote: »
    Remember, opposite of "Above Me".
    Polar wrote: »
    did you play that joke on Noah too?
    Moses wrote: »
    You are dead to me blowtard!
    Mango Man wrote: »
    Sure, it seems as if everyone knows your old aliases but you. ;)
    Moses wrote: »
    My old name was SBDS which was the initials for my company that hasn't been active in over 11 years.
    One day somebody said I was old as Moses and it fit. I asked Rich to change it to that and here I am.
    No alias or any other aliases.....

    Sorry to disappoint you Mango Man.
    Polar wrote: »
    ok , Joey
    Moses wrote: »
    Funny Dipspit! You are dead to me now.

    Don't ask for any favors, borrow guns, place to stay or a ride to the range.
    We are done!
    Moses wrote: »
    Just for the betterment of this forum I will let everyone know that You are Joey. I have known
    it for quite sometime and played your little game, no more........

    And please don't send me 2,000 texts begging for forgiveness, you are dead to me now.
    Polar wrote: »
    youve lost it dude
    fishknut wrote: »
    What a thankless job. I think he does a great job and is very tolerant of idiocy (not pinging anyone) that occurs here. H e l l the guy even put himself in ban camp once, who else would do that. Shuffle off......
    It's not a job, it's an adventure.
    Moses wrote: »
    Waddle away...........

    7.)
    • Ping: Polar
    Moses wrote: »
    Hey bud, sold my 9mm carbine so I have some spare 9mm, do you want some of it?
    Is our PM system broken?
    Has Polars phone been shut off again?
    Moses has your phone been turned off?
    Is your text feature broken Moses?
    Moses is your Yahoo email account down again?
    Is Polars hotmail account suspended again?
    Moses wrote: »
    No!
    When you tried sending Polar a PM did you get a message that his inbox was full so you figured you would ask him if he wanted some 9mm ammo via a thread posted here in OT?
    Moses wrote: »
    Seeing as how you can do anything you want and the minions are forced to play by your stupid sand box rules, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Speaking of rules, forum members are limited to one "Ping" thread every six months. You've now reached your limit.
    Moses wrote: »
    So I can't "Ping" anyone for six more months?
    Polar wrote: »
    the TFF ******ry is strong with this one
    Moses wrote: »
    Polar, what is the opposite of "Above Me". That is right, think about it.
    Split Shot wrote: »
    Thanks!

    8.)

    • Ping: Polar
    Moses wrote: »
    What boat do you have? I can't remember the make of it.....

    tyia
    gandrfab wrote: »
    :rotflmao
    rock_fish wrote: »
    Good thing you put ping in the title, polar may not have seen his own name
    Polar wrote: »
    moses is just trying to fit in
    rock_fish wrote: »
    Sheep?
    frank wrote: »
    there is no need for a colon after the ping

    just saying

    9.)
    • What would you do.
    Moses wrote: »
    You have an acquaintance that lied to you. There is no doubt that a lie did indeed happen and it cost
    you a "Loss Of Face" as you defended him.
    Polar wrote: »
    Id post about it on a forum so he can see it
    Get a new face.
    Polar wrote: »
    lotta childish drama overfloweth lately
    gandrfab wrote: »
    If you have "Loss Of Face" because of someone else's lie. you need to work on your backbone.
    Moses wrote: »
    You are right Gandy, I never looked at it that way before. Thanks for your input.
    gandrfab wrote: »
    you are welcome. Move on be happy

    10.)

    • It is a wonderful day today.

    Moses wrote: »
    It is a day to move on and forgive.

    Have a great one everyone....:crowd

    p.s.
    Forget it Ducky, this beacon of sunshine post does not apply to you!
    Polar wrote: »
    DNR
    Moses wrote: »
    DNC

    11.)

    • Ping: Trip Trey


    Moses wrote: »
    Polar wrote: »
    can you go back to TFF now, please and thanky :P
    gandrfab wrote: »
    Yall-Gon-Make-Me-Lose-My-Mind-Up-In-Here-Up-In-Here-DMX-Gif.gif
    Moses wrote: »
    I would say the same but you are not welcome there.....:wink
    Moses wrote: »
    Is Triple Clean coming back?
    Cut it out, you're not old. Relatively speaking.

    Is the 30 second delay creating a problem? What sort of an issue are you running into?
    Moses wrote: »
    Not an issue with the system, my memory......:rotflmao

    Want to answer a couple of different questions in separate posts and you have to wait on the 2nd one. Hell,
    I could have forgotten what web site I am on in 30 seconds.....
    Old people problems.
    I'm getting to the point where I have to write everything down or it gets forgotten, quick. A to do list is a must these days.

    The 30 second setting is there to help us deal with spammers.

    What do you think would be an acceptable time period between posts? Would 28 seconds be acceptable? 25? Thoughts?
    gandrfab wrote: »
    5
    Has this particular 30 second setting affected you or your ability to participate here gandy? Has it created any problems or made posting difficult for you?
    Reason I ask is that I'm taking notes and putting together a written request so any and all information or back up documentation I can provide would go a long way in getting it changed.
    Polar wrote: »
    make it 29 seconds
    By the way, DMX is a close personal family friend.
    mikev wrote: »
    Name dropper.
    I think that's a reasonable request. 5 was pushing it. Not saying 5 is out of the question, just sayin.

    12.)

    • Ping: RRR - Flood Control
    Moses wrote: »
    Rich,
    Can you please remove the 30 second crappola between postings. Heck, after 30 seconds I have most likely
    forgotten what I was going say!

    TYIA buddy....

    Us old people appreciate it.
    Polar wrote: »
    sheese, you are old eh?
    Moses wrote: »
    No, but I didn't want to offend Rich. Figured if you want something done it is better to use Honey than Dog Crap.....:wink
    Polar wrote: »
    you may want to start by calling him by his proper screen name
    Moses wrote: »
    That is what happens when you don't look at the keys - LOL


    13.) What do you get with you Cross Vanilla Ice Cream and Trip Trey?

    Moses wrote: »
    fat%20guy.jpg

    Sorry Bud, I couldn't resist. I will ban myself for three minutes.

    :grin
    post-33744-SON-OF-A-gif-Tommy-Boy-Chris-F-L2py.gif


    14.)
    This stuff is great when your backside hurts...

    Moses wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMMyWd7OeTpjzOGLSttJMhK1dXLebqzDukaoQeLh9bbbXvN7GI
    rock_fish wrote: »
    OPP
    tankard wrote: »
    I'll take your word for it.
    Polar wrote: »
    thats SBDS toothpaste

    15.)

    • Ping: Trip Trey

    Moses wrote: »
    How is your day going today?
    Hi Rich
    Moses wrote: »
    Hey Mack.
    hey barry
    gandrfab wrote: »
    Back online
    Polar wrote: »
    hey butt heads
    anyone been creeping the book of faces lately?

    "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Got him.................. :crowd
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • PolarPolar Posts: 22,492 AG
  • Moses wrote: »
    Got him.................. :crowd

    Yes, you did, you got me real good. Again.

    You got me about 11 or 12 times out of your last 15 threads.
    "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Yes, you did, you got me real good. Again.

    You got me about 11 or 12 times out of your last 15 threads.

    If you would have answered the question like I asked then we wouldn't have gone through all of this.
    I hope you got a taste of what it is like to be ridden hard and put to bed wet, just like you have done
    to others where you are not in control.
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    And as a side note, WHAT IS YOUR NET WORTH IN WEIGHT. Stop deflecting.
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Moses wrote: »
    If you would have answered the question like I asked then we wouldn't have gone through all of this.
    I hope you got a taste of what it is like to be ridden hard and put to bed wet, just like you have done
    to others where you are not in control.

    Robert the only thing anyone has gotten a taste of is your mental stability and propensity to stalk people as evidenced by your last 15-16 threads or so.
    "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
  • tankardtankard Posts: 7,030 Admiral
    I'm a bit confused about this thread...

    TT33T is good peeps. Certainly no 2 Ls or 3 Cs or whatever.
  • tankard wrote: »
    I'm a bit confused about this thread...

    TT33T is good peeps. Certainly no 2 Ls or 3 Cs or whatever.

    Its not about that, Robert, aka "Moses", has been stalking me for years. Out of his last 15-16 threads, at least 11 of them are about me. The last one, #15, dates back to 2014. I bet if I went back further, I'd find more.

    http://forums.floridasportsman.com/showthread.php?159213-Ping-Trip-Trey

    I'm starting to get a little concerned.
    "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
  • PolarPolar Posts: 22,492 AG
    want his phone number?
  • Mango ManMango Man Posts: 13,570 AG
    Moses was an alias from day one.

    Sent from my SM-G920T using Tapatalk


    America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
    Abraham Lincoln
  • PolarPolar Posts: 22,492 AG
    Mango Man wrote: »
    Moses was an alias from day one.

    Sent from my SM-G920T using Tapatalk

    sadly no
  • Cane PoleCane Pole Posts: 10,030 AG
    Mango Man wrote: »
    Moses was an alias from day one.

    Sent from my SM-G920T using Tapatalk

    ****???
    Live music 7 nights a week: http://www.terrafermata.com/_events
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