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If you were worth Ten dollars a pound.....

MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
What is your net worth?

Mine is $2,350 dollars. I bet the Rich(est) member here is on staff at FS.

Everyone, feel free to post your net worth.... :cool
The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
"Daddy, you stink!"
She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
Sayin... Reck

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  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    btt, Don't be afraid to post your net worth....
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

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    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • mplspugmplspug Posts: 16,014 AG
    My value would fluctuate constantly but be around $1,950.
    Just dropping grenades in OT
  • tankardtankard Posts: 7,030 Admiral
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    tankard wrote: »
    17,000


    Is that you Triple Threat?
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • tankardtankard Posts: 7,030 Admiral
    Lol. Whoops. Extra zero.

    1,700.
  • PolarPolar Posts: 22,492 AG
    now 1,800 after that bathroom break
  • Bruce SBruce S Posts: 664 Officer
    2 large
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Cane PoleCane Pole Posts: 10,030 AG
    I'm down to $2,100

    PS: Rich, and the other mods are not "on staff"
    Live music 7 nights a week: http://www.terrafermata.com/_events
  • PolarPolar Posts: 22,492 AG
    eric, would you quit if I became a mod here? Hypothetical question.
  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
    Would depend on how "excited" I am.
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  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Cane Pole wrote: »
    I'm down to $2,100

    PS: Rich, and the other mods are not "on staff"


    Relax Pane cole, they are staff of this website.
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • tankardtankard Posts: 7,030 Admiral
    Polar wrote: »
    eric, would you quit if I became a mod here? Hypothetical question.


    I think he already did, just with that question.
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    tankard wrote: »
    I think he already did, just with that question.

    Na, he didn't quit. He just went into a crying fit and started hugging his cats.
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Fish Haid wrote: »
    Would depend on how "excited" I am.

    You are still going to be worth the same, unless of course your last name is Holmes.
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Still waiting on a few staff members here to weigh(Pun Intended) in on this thread.
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • gandrfabgandrfab Posts: 21,646 AG
    Is this a just body weight thread or a everything you have thread?
    How would we measure land?
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    gandrfab wrote: »
    Is this a just body weight thread or a everything you have thread?
    How would we measure land?

    gandorph, it clearly states 10 dollars a pound meaning how much is your fat **** worth or what do you weigh.............
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Moses wrote: »
    What is your net worth?

    Mine is $2,350 dollars. I bet the Rich(est) member here is on staff at FS.

    Everyone, feel free to post your net worth.... :cool

    Awesome thread Robert. Slow day at the nursing home?

    At $10.00 a lb, your head alone would be worth $2,350.00.

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    "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    Awesome thread Robert. Slow day at the nursing home?

    At $10.00 a lb, your head alone would be worth $2,350.00.

    moses%20brain%20damaged%20geriatric%20mope_zpsyffl2r2v.jpg

    Probably, but what did the truck scales say you weighed in at. I am betting you are north of $3,500 right now.
    The peanuts and beer took its toll. I had to fart really bad. I would normally ease away and let it out. I thought it was time for her to grow up.
    It was a varoooom! It shook the pine needles off the trees. She broke and ran.
    "Daddy, you stink!"
    She's my best buddy to this day! You never know how these things will work out!
    Sayin... Reck

    1387463400_20_1_USD_5_default.png
    Joey Buttons - FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Mango ManMango Man Posts: 13,570 AG
    1910...


    America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
    Abraham Lincoln
  • tankardtankard Posts: 7,030 Admiral
    Mango Man wrote: »
    1910...


    Not your year of birth, you dummy!!
  • GrizGriz Posts: 9,951 Admin
    tankard wrote: »
    Not your year of birth, you dummy!!

    I'm worth $2,300 to $2,350 depending on what I'm wearing when I'm at Publix. Volunteer staff.
    The early bird may get the worm, but the Second Mouse gets the cheese. SW

    :Griz
  • mikevmikev Posts: 10,817 AG
    $2,180
    "The only people that tell you it can't be done are the people who haven't done it themselves."
  • MRichardsonMRichardson Posts: 10,466 AG
    My net worth include not only the $10/lb you mention above
    but also the fair value of my net assets, which is personal info
    not fit to share on this forum.
    I have never seen live bones, but I know that they are often used by rich people to decorate the interior.
  • Moses wrote: »
    Probably, but what did the truck scales say you weighed in at. I am betting you are north of $3,500 right now.

    If your brain was worth $10.00 a lb, you'd be in debt
    "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
  • Tarpon65Tarpon65 Posts: 7,240 Admiral
    If your brain was worth $10.00 a lb, you'd be in debt

    :rotflmao

    I'd be richer than most of you bantam weights!
    Always Do Sober What You Said You'd Do Drunk. That Will Teach You To Keep Your Mouth Shut. - Ernest Hemingway
  • reel stamasreel stamas Posts: 6,153 Admiral
    Apparently this is a Math Test to see if Avg. FS Members are 'Smarter than a 2nd Grader'
    Answer = NO...
    There should be NO Commercial Fishing for any fish species considered 'Over-fished' , 'Undergoing Overfishing' or Subject to Recreational Seasons, Limits, or Closures... Game Fish Status IS the Answer !!!
  • ParkerboyParkerboy Posts: 7,045 Admiral
    $2230.00 here down from a high of $2600.
    Deo Vindice
  • ScarecrowScarecrow Posts: 338 Deckhand
    Right at $2900 and change on a 6ft4in large frame.
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