How do you tell your girlfriend to go see a dentist?

pupraiser

JoshAaron91685 wrote: »

lol I'm not sure why but this thread reminded me of a time I got my best friend pretty good. This was in highschool mind you, he was bragging about how he had made his gf gag while she was giving him a good time. With no hesitation I came back with "Man, it wasnt your **** she was gagging on it was smell of your rotten ball bag that was bringing tears to her eyes."

How did you know?

Cane Pole

TMI

JoshAaron91685

pupraiser wrote: »

How did you know?

Your wife mentioned it in passing... I dont know why.

kodiakzach

If her breathe is that bad, it's not just from smoking and drinking. I'd bet she has teeth that need to be pulled or root canal'ed and crowned. What you are probably smelling is food and plaque trapped in the pocits between her teeth and gums. I used to have a friend that had that happen, and lo' an behold one day he got dental work done, had some teeth pulled, and I didn't smell his grill again thereafter. We are talking years you could smell his breathe from 5 to 10 ft away.

001

My eyes are burning just from reading this thread.

pupraiser

001 wrote: »

My eyes are burning just from reading this thread.

Her breath is traveling across the internet!!!:willynilly:willynilly

nick

Tell her through a text so she can't get in yo face

T Top

That's the price you pay for ATM.

Anonymous2

Some pickled eggs and Busch beer ought to handle it. When your breath smells worse than hers, you will be able to rekindle some long lost feelings!!!

td.

T Top wrote: »

That's the price you pay for ATM.

No you dint! Surprised it took this long.

stringle

Coxster wrote: »

If she has gone 2 years without kissing you, your breath must be as bad/worse.

Or you are very rich...

Captain Dave

Don't know if this thread is true or not, but it's funny as hell regardless! Seriously, a picture of her would help us all give you much more sound advice.

nick

Captain Dave wrote: »

Don't know if this thread is true or not, but it's funny as hell regardless! Seriously, a picture of her would help us all give you much more sound advice.

Couldn't agree more

got ants?

Yo, she ain't drankin' right......

A couple of shots of clear likker (home-made) a day fer a month will klear that up......

Ugahewes

agree dump her

T Top

td. wrote: »

No you dint! Surprised it took this long.

I was waiting for the longest time:banghead so I figured why not.

micci_man

"When you go straight for the ****"


****, now that's funny! This is a good one to keep up with.

If it's as bad as you say it is and for as long then your standards are to be questioned as well.

richard a

So this woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for two tattoos: one on each inner thigh. "I want the left one to be Robert Redford and the right one to be Paul Newman", she said. When the tattoo artist had finished, the woman looked at the results with a hand-held mirror and shrieked, "These don't look a bit like either one of those guys! I'm not gonna pay you!"
"Whaddya mean?", said the parlor owner. "Anyone could recognize these faces! I'll tell you what", he went on, "I'm SO sure of my work that I'll make a deal with you. We'll bring in the next person who walks by the store and we'll ask him if he can tell whose faces those are. And if he can't, then you don't owe me a thing!" The woman agreed.
So they waited in front of the parlor and the next person who walked by was an old drunk. They invited him in and asked him to identify the faces tattooed on her thighs. The drunk looked at one tattoo...and then turned to look at the other. Slowly back and forth. Finally, he answered, "Well...I don't know who those two guys are...but the one in the middle with the beard and the bad breath? That's Willie Nelson!"
On a serious note, if you have been with her for two years and can't sit down and talk about this seriously, IDK what to tell you. My wife developed bad breath, I told her about it. She had a gum disease that had nothing to do with oral hygeine. It happens. Drinking and smoking every night will have to stop.

lowe-boy

Just getting back from a night of halloweening. So after a few drinks and a night of seeing half naked chicks, i blew my lid and asked her to get help. She asked me, "what do you mean?" I said, i cant take it anymore, i love kissing you but your chit breath is a deal breaker. She looked at me as if she was going to slap me but broke out in tears. Now i feel like crap as she is crying her life away. She asked me why did i wait so long to tell her that her mouth had a smell that could kill a dog.

Good news is that she has medical/dental coverage through medicaid. Hopefully she will have a pleasant aroma soon!

Thanks to those who gave advice, those who mad fun of the situation, hope it doesnt happen to you

Lobstercatcher229

lowe-boy wrote: »

Just getting back from a night of halloweening. So after a few drinks and a night of seeing half naked chicks, i blew my lid and asked her to get help. She asked me, "what do you mean?" I said, i cant take it anymore, i love kissing you but your chit breath is a deal breaker. She looked at me as if she was going to slap me but broke out in tears. Now i feel like crap as she is crying her life away. She asked me why did i wait so long to tell her that her mouth had a smell that could kill a dog.

Good news is that she has medical/dental coverage through medicaid. Hopefully she will have a pleasant aroma soon!

Thanks to those who gave advice, those who mad fun of the situation, hope it doesnt happen to you

Glad that you confronted her. Hopefully the problem will be solved soon. I know that I would rather be told I have bad breath and try to do something about it than have the love of my life hit the road.

Coxster

Son, son, son...you will asked more than a million times, "Why did you wait so long to tell me." Once the problem is corrected, you're history.

micci_man

This would be really funny if it were a real story LOL.

PONCE

Is it a lost cause, always smelly :banghead

HialeahAngler

micci_man wrote: »

This would be really funny if it were a real story LOL.

sadly, it is.

coldair

aubuc1

Tell her to lay off the meth.

lowe-boy

Dont know what happened to my other thread but here is an update.

Rigoberto accepted me as a friend. I have the address of where he works and headed to pay him a visit at lunch time. Guy works in Hialeah at the Blue Ribbon Meats as a plant manager. My girl has not been meeting him as much since i started acting crazy and told her i was going to go spider monkey on his ****.

fishknut

lowe-boy wrote: »

Dont know what happened to my other thread but here is an update.

Rigoberto accepted me as a friend. I have the address of where he works and headed to pay him a visit at lunch time. Guy works in Hialeah at the Blue Ribbon Meats as a plant manager. My girl has not been meeting him as much since i started acting crazy and told her i was going to go spider monkey on his ****.

Please borrow, buy, or steal a Go Pro before your confrontation and capture, strictly for evidence of course.

pupraiser

Chimpanzee on his face would be better.

Joey Buttons

Rigoberto gonna whoop yer as5 boy. Better bring GA with you to help.