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Your wife mentioned it in passing... I dont know why.
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Her breath is traveling across the internet!!!:willynilly:willynilly
No you dint! Surprised it took this long.
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A couple of shots of clear likker (home-made) a day fer a month will klear that up......
I was waiting for the longest time:banghead so I figured why not.
****, now that's funny! This is a good one to keep up with.
If it's as bad as you say it is and for as long then your standards are to be questioned as well.
"Whaddya mean?", said the parlor owner. "Anyone could recognize these faces! I'll tell you what", he went on, "I'm SO sure of my work that I'll make a deal with you. We'll bring in the next person who walks by the store and we'll ask him if he can tell whose faces those are. And if he can't, then you don't owe me a thing!" The woman agreed.
So they waited in front of the parlor and the next person who walked by was an old drunk. They invited him in and asked him to identify the faces tattooed on her thighs. The drunk looked at one tattoo...and then turned to look at the other. Slowly back and forth. Finally, he answered, "Well...I don't know who those two guys are...but the one in the middle with the beard and the bad breath? That's Willie Nelson!"
On a serious note, if you have been with her for two years and can't sit down and talk about this seriously, IDK what to tell you. My wife developed bad breath, I told her about it. She had a gum disease that had nothing to do with oral hygeine. It happens. Drinking and smoking every night will have to stop.
Good news is that she has medical/dental coverage through medicaid. Hopefully she will have a pleasant aroma soon!
Thanks to those who gave advice, those who mad fun of the situation, hope it doesnt happen to you
Glad that you confronted her. Hopefully the problem will be solved soon. I know that I would rather be told I have bad breath and try to do something about it than have the love of my life hit the road.
sadly, it is.
Rigoberto accepted me as a friend. I have the address of where he works and headed to pay him a visit at lunch time. Guy works in Hialeah at the Blue Ribbon Meats as a plant manager. My girl has not been meeting him as much since i started acting crazy and told her i was going to go spider monkey on his ****.
Please borrow, buy, or steal a Go Pro before your confrontation and capture, strictly for evidence of course.