JoshAaron91685 wrote: »
lol I'm not sure why but this thread reminded me of a time I got my best friend pretty good. This was in highschool mind you, he was bragging about how he had made his gf gag while she was giving him a good time. With no hesitation I came back with "Man, it wasnt your **** she was gagging on it was smell of your rotten ball bag that was bringing tears to her eyes."
pupraiser wrote: »
How did you know?
001 wrote: »
My eyes are burning just from reading this thread.
T Top wrote: »
That's the price you pay for ATM.
Coxster wrote: »
If she has gone 2 years without kissing you, your breath must be as bad/worse.
Captain Dave wrote: »
Don't know if this thread is true or not, but it's funny as hell regardless! Seriously, a picture of her would help us all give you much more sound advice.
td. wrote: »
No you dint! Surprised it took this long.
lowe-boy wrote: »
Just getting back from a night of halloweening. So after a few drinks and a night of seeing half naked chicks, i blew my lid and asked her to get help. She asked me, "what do you mean?" I said, i cant take it anymore, i love kissing you but your chit breath is a deal breaker. She looked at me as if she was going to slap me but broke out in tears. Now i feel like crap as she is crying her life away. She asked me why did i wait so long to tell her that her mouth had a smell that could kill a dog.
Good news is that she has medical/dental coverage through medicaid. Hopefully she will have a pleasant aroma soon!
Thanks to those who gave advice, those who mad fun of the situation, hope it doesnt happen to you
micci_man wrote: »
This would be really funny if it were a real story LOL.
lowe-boy wrote: »
Dont know what happened to my other thread but here is an update.
Rigoberto accepted me as a friend. I have the address of where he works and headed to pay him a visit at lunch time. Guy works in Hialeah at the Blue Ribbon Meats as a plant manager. My girl has not been meeting him as much since i started acting crazy and told her i was going to go spider monkey on his ****.