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lowe-boylowe-boy Posts: 1,222 Officer
So my girlfriend of 5yrs has come down with the worst case of caca breath. She has the breath of a komodo dragon. It will knock you down dead with one blow. Its been two years that she has been suffering from chronic halitosis. Thats how long its been that i do not kiss her and its ruining our relationship. I mean, how can you sleep in the same bed with someone who their breath smells like a dump 24/7? The offset is that she is so fine, but upclose, her breath can kill a horse dead in its tracks.

I leave mints on the nite stand, schedule doctor visits and nothing. I want to dump her but the heated part of the relationship almost offsets the caca breath.

Any of you experienced this before? What was the outcome? Any doctor recommendations will be appreciated
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.


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