The Genie is out of the bottle

Sage ManSage Man Posts: 195 Officer
So I'm walking down the beach and find a bottle and open it out of curiousity. A beautiful Genie comes out of the bottle (for you over 50 guys, think Barbara Eden) who tells me she's been locked in that bottle for 1,000 years and will grant me one wish out of gratitude...anything at all.

Being a red blooded male (albeit an older one) I tell her I wouldn't mind a long, sex-filled weekend with Jennifer Anniston. She gets a pained look on her face and says she's one of the most desirable women in the world and men are hitting on her and bothering her all the time. Isn't there ANYTHING else she could do for me.

So I tell her I've always wanted to catch a tarpon on a flyrod.

Her response...."Uh...look. I've got Jen's phone number. Let me see what I can do for you" :wink


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