Old guy goes berserker...QUIT POOPING ON MY GOLF COURSE!

amigho

I live near the villages in Lady Lake ,Fl....largest retirement community in the universe. One of the residents recently had enough of our sand hill cranes pooping on "his" golf course! He (northern snowbird) chased down a mating pair and pursued the baby crane until it could run no longer then he squashed it with his golf cart! This was witnessed by several people that identified the man to local LEO and FWC personell. The two agencies are collaborating their cases and forwarding to States attorney, max penalty is $50k fine and 10 years imprisonment. Alcohol was a factor...I hope the State is very impartial!!!:machinegun

mindyabiness

The guy needs a stiff fine, as they are considered a threatened species throughout our state. :nono






Don't get to worked up about it...

You can shoot 3 in a day in Texas....and have 9 in your possession. I guess they are kinda tasty :wink

silentfaith

hey,,,is it true that there are thousands more women at the villages than men and i hear that a guy walking down the street
gets propositioned by horney women?

Gardawg

silentfaith wrote: »

hey,,,is it true that there are thousands more women at the villages than men and i hear that a guy walking down the street
gets propositioned by horney women?

you can count on it !!!

Tarpon65

silentfaith wrote: »

hey,,,is it true that there are thousands more women at the villages than men and i hear that a guy walking down the street
gets propositioned by horney women?

Where do you think Rock_Fish has been for the past month or so? :rotflmao

fishdish

Tarpon65 wrote: »

Where do you think Rock_Fish has been for the past month or so? :rotflmao

Thats funny. He's out cougar hunting!

Popeye

I got the clap driving by the Village's a few years ago.

MelbourneMark

I worked construction there a few years back. I heard a screaching tires and heard a wreck. When I walked to see it, it was 2 golf carts. The one that crashed into the back of the other had a large irish flag on it. The 2 old geezers were chest to chest yelling at each other. The golf course helper came out to break up the argument just before fists starting flying.

Oh, and I heard quite a few stories about old horny folks propositioning workers in the area. STDs are supposedly bad there too..

As for the bird killer; hit him with animal cruelty charges and make him do a bunch of community service hours

amigho

Highest STD rate in the country :USA More sex scandals than you could shake your stick at, some of them are just 50ish and pretty hawt