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A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time.
Ever go fishing?
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars
all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap,
he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was
about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding,
but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me
who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Did you ever catch all the fish?"
all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap,
he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was
about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding,
but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me
who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Did you ever catch all the fish?"
A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time.
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