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You now posting from the afterlife?
If you had won the Darwin Award you would not be here to post this.
Darwin award rules - Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way.
Former Mini Mart Magnate
I am just here for my amusement.
There is however a section of Empire Bowl that is referred to as "brown shorts" in honor of an incident I had.
I was driving a BR 400 sno-cat on a morning after it had snowed all night, about 30". I was cutting a road across the top of the cirque for the cat skiing operation to use later in the day while ski patrol was above me throwing dynamite charges on the cornice to break it free. I would plow for a bit then back off and they would blast. Then I would move back in and plow the snow that had been blasted loose out along the bowl.
I had received the clear from patrol to go ahead and plow again, they said all 4 charges had gone off, so out I went into the bowl. As I got about to the end of where I had been plowing more snow began to come down on me. I radioed to patrol and they said they could see it and me and that everything would be OK, it wasn't a lot of snow. As I made a big push, one of the charges they said had gone off suddenly exploded right under my cat. The whole bowl let go and I fell 1,000 feet down the slope. It was a long ride and I had time to radio that I was in the bowl backwards and going down. I managed to get my blade down and it turned me so that I could use it like a tiller and steer myself into some trees where I stopped. When I stopped patrol radioed if I was alright and I said that I was, but could use some underwear.
Hence the nick name "brown shorts" for that part of the bowl.
Really? You need to know?
Former Mini Mart Magnate
I am just here for my amusement.
I sharted offshore in mixed company. Everyone laughed and my girl friend filled a 5 gallon bucket with sea water and washed me down.:rotflmao
I just jump in and hang off the bow when I need to grump whilst fishing
This one wasn't intentional. :grin
****. That's going Full Polar there!! :puke
:rotflmao
I just hang my *** over the side........no need to be swimming with the brown submarines
Hopefully you had a Chevy. No one would ever notice. :grin
http://mweb.cbssports.com/ncaaf/eye-on-college-football/25123051/floridas-adam-lane-is-happy-he-pooped-his-pants-during-a-game
Dissapointed there isn't a video to show it...
Still one of the best reads about this procedure:
http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html
:thumbsup
A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time.
Seriously Cad, let it go brother! You got played, everybody had fun, let's quit trying to prove people wrong and have fun! Peace, love, and hairgrease.
Oh wow, that's um, epic!
What are you talking about? I am just pointing out the Darwin awards are for those who die doing something stupid.
BTW, you did not play me in the other. Let me tell you what happened. You bought a ticket and lost, You noticed when you added up the prizes it equaled $22,500 and thought you would claim to have won that, not knowing it was an impossible prize. You even tried to defend that amount. Only after Johnny came to your rescue did you try and change it to a troll. No one bought the act. You got caught lying and just aren't man enough to admit it. Most likely this is also a fabrication because you have some perverted need to hear about guys crapping their pants.
Former Mini Mart Magnate
I am just here for my amusement.
Never had that problem. I do not engage in activity that would weaken the Sphincter muscle and cause those problems.
Former Mini Mart Magnate
I am just here for my amusement.