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Racist? Of course.
Funny? Even more so.
A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time.
At church today . . .
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby black Church,
I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today.”
Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon, I stepped outside and Lo and Behold, my f-ing car had been stolen . . .!
I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today.”
Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon, I stepped outside and Lo and Behold, my f-ing car had been stolen . . .!
Racist? Of course.
Funny? Even more so.
A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time.
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