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A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time.
Once upon a time . . .
Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!"
And thus the Prince lived happily ever after.
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He rode motorcycles and chased skinny long-legged girls with big boobs.
He hunted and fished and raced cars.
He went to naked bars and dated women half his age, and drank scotch, beer and Wild Turkey.
He never heard whining, and never paid child support or alimony.
He banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns.
He ate spam, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work.
All his friends and family thought he was frikin cool.
He had tons of money in the bank . . . and without criticism, left the toilet seat up!
The Princess said, "No!"
And thus the Prince lived happily ever after.
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.
.
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.
.
.
.
He rode motorcycles and chased skinny long-legged girls with big boobs.
He hunted and fished and raced cars.
He went to naked bars and dated women half his age, and drank scotch, beer and Wild Turkey.
He never heard whining, and never paid child support or alimony.
He banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns.
He ate spam, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work.
All his friends and family thought he was frikin cool.
He had tons of money in the bank . . . and without criticism, left the toilet seat up!
A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time.
