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WaterEngineerWaterEngineer Posts: 24,412 AG
You really cannot make this stuff up. I will let someone else post a photo of the lovely Jack-Lyn Blake. Discuss.


Incensed that her boyfriend began eating their Thanksgiving dinner while she was asleep following a day of drinking, a Pennsylvania woman grabbed a knife and stabbed the man after chasing him around the dining room table, cops report...........According to Wilkes-Barre police, officers responded yesterday to Blake’s residence around 6:30 PM after receiving a 911 call about a stabbing. When they arrived at the home, Blake, who was exiting the residence, announced, “I stabbed him.”

Further investigation revealed that Blake’s beau, Benjamin Smith, had been stabbed in the chest. Smith, who was pressing a towel to his wound when police arrived, was later treated at a local hospital for the non-life-threatening injury.

Smith told officers that he had argued earlier in the day with Blake, who was reportedly intoxicated and had gone upstairs to sleep. While Blake (seen in the above mug shot) snoozed, Smith began Thanksgiving dinner without her.

When Blake awoke to discover that the festivities had commenced in her absence, things got bloody.

Cops charge that she grabbed a knife and chased Smith around the dinner table. After dodging several stabbing attempts, Smith got knifed by Blake.


  • MenziesMenzies Posts: 19,289 AG
    Just link to the URL and post up the pic, what is so hard?
    Maybe if we tell people that the brain is an App, they will start using it.
  • Tarpon65Tarpon65 Posts: 7,243 Admiral
    Menzies wrote: »
    Just link to the URL and post up the pic, what is so hard?

    How dare you question an Engineer.
    Always Do Sober What You Said You'd Do Drunk. That Will Teach You To Keep Your Mouth Shut. - Ernest Hemingway
  • rock_fishrock_fish Posts: 12,224 AG
    They don't know how things work in the field, just how they work on paper

    Proud supporter of the anti fishing, terroristic (lol what?) movement known as Greenpeace.
  • MenziesMenzies Posts: 19,289 AG
    Police Blotter: the Thanksgiving Edition

    Assistance Rendered ~ Local resident got upset when he found naked man inside his mom’s room. He yelled at the naked man and told him to leave the house. The mother soon returned and asked that her son be made to leave the residence for the evening. Officers advised that they could not force the son to leave the residence, as he lived there and no crime had been committed.

    Public Safety ~ Local hotel manager requested officer assistance with a guest who has been calling 911 to report that the hotel is not providing adequate room service. Officer advised that the guest cannot be charged for calling 911 but that the Hotel has the right to trespass the guest.
    He must be related to those who call 911 to complain when they can't get McNuggets.

    Suspicious Person/Activity ~ Drunken brother reported being concerned because his drunken sibling had grabbed five beers and departed their house in a taxi. The responding officer found nothing unusual about this incident.
    "Nothing unusual about this incident" is a sad commentary, indeed.

    Trespass ~ Officer observed a man who has repeatedly been barred from company property, and who has repeatedly been arrested for trespassing on company property, again on company property. [The man], 25 yoa, was arrested again on one count Criminal Trespass II.

    Theft ~ Taxi driver reported a man who habitually fails to pay his fare in her and other's taxis had once again absconded without paying. Officers found the man sleeping in another man's house, and walked with him through the neighborhood until he was able to beg enough money from friends to pay the taxi driver.
    It begs the question, why does the taxi driver continue to offer rides to a man whom she knows won't pay?

    Traffic Crime ~ Two callers reported a speeding vehicle. The likely suspect was contacted and, predictably, denied any wrong-doing.

    Public Safety ~ An inmate who had so far failed to make bail on earlier charges faked a seizure and manhandled a Corrections officer in order to flee his cell, but his attempt to escape from the jail was stymied when the secret code he claimed had been written on his jail-issued slippers did not open the door to the great outdoors. Alas, [the man], 23 yoa, of Washington, remained in jail with an additional charge of Attempted Escape.

    [The man], whose first escape attempt was foiled, endeavored yet again to flee the confines of custody, this time by attempting to dart away from officers outside the courthouse. [The man's] virtuoso performance ended about eight inches after it started, when his leg shackles and the two officers on either side of him prevented him from going any further. He was charged with a second count of Attempted Escape.
    The report doesn't state whether alcohol was involved, but you just know that it was. Alas, the guy has delusions of being Steve McQueen ...
    Maybe if we tell people that the brain is an App, they will start using it.
  • WaterEngineerWaterEngineer Posts: 24,412 AG
    Menzies wrote: »
    Just link to the URL and post up the pic, what is so hard?

    No one said it is hard. I want someone else to do it. I'm feeling lazy.
    Tarpon65 wrote: »
    How dare you question an Engineer.

  • NoeetticaNoeettica Posts: 2,424 Captain
    WOW He must be a real prize to have landed such a "STUNNING" Beauty !!! HOLY EXCREMENT !!!

    We are ALL Brothers on the water ! 

    No one "Owns" the waterways !
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