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The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Antigo, Wisconsin , for $200.00.
They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time,and the people were pleased and very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Wisconsin ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Wisconsin ?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,
"My wife is from Wisconsin ."
The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Antigo, Wisconsin , for $200.00.
They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time,and the people were pleased and very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Wisconsin ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Wisconsin ?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,
"My wife is from Wisconsin ."
The early bird may get the worm, but the Second Mouse gets the cheese. SW
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I read slow, I want more back.
Farmer has a herd of cows and buys a prize bull to service the ladies.
After about a month, the Bull hasn't serviced one cow.
Farmer calls the vet. and he gives him some pills and says give him 3 every day.
A neighbor stops by and asks how the Bull is doing and the Farmer is elated, says the Bull is doing his job just fine.
The fellow says, wonder what's in them pills……farmer says I really don know, but they taste like licorice.
Is that Viagra seconds or forum seconds?
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if they vet was so wise, why didn't he fix the first cow? And why wasn't he consulted on buying a new cow before going up to WI and spending that $200???
Because he was never consulted?:shrug
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That's a HARD decision.
Mine seem to have vanished as well!
Must be glitch in the forum software!