Man from 'Planet Zoltron' attacks police cruiser in Michigan

Andrewsmith1Andrewsmith1 Posts: 354 Officer
Man from 'Planet Zoltron' attacks police cruiser in Michigan

Calquan Dion Burr was charged with malicious destruction of property, damaging police property, assault and other charges.
By Evan Bleier | June 27, 2014 at 10:40 AM |

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Calquan Dion Burr (Credit: Muskegon County Jail)


MUSKEGON COUNTY , Mich., June 27 (UPI) --A Michigan man who was claiming to be a resident of "Planet Zoltron" is facing a number of charges after he allegedly attacked a Muskegon County Sheriff deputy's cruiser with a four-foot metal pipe.

Officers were investigating reports about a man breaking into homes when they came across Calquan Dion Burr.

On the dash camera video, Burr can be seen charging the cruiser, jumping on the hood of the car and attacking the windshield.

"The officers rounds the corner and it is dark out - he had no time to react. The guy is already running at the car. He almost had zero time to respond and there was no time to avoid him," Lt. Shane Brown of the Muskegon County Sheriff's Department told WZZM-TV.

While the 20-year-old was being arrested, he told police that he could have "tackled that car and could have crushed it if he wanted to," according to the Muskegon Chronicle. "He also claimed he was from the Planet Zoltron and that his father sent him."

Burr appeared to be on "mind-altering drugs" and a witness said that he seemed "drunk or high and was talking about seeing blue orbits."

The suspect was charged with malicious destruction of property, damaging police property, assault and other charges.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06/27/Man-from-Planet-Zoltron-attacks-police-cruiser-in-Michigan/5781403878220/

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  • duckmanJRduckmanJR Posts: 19,717 AG
    "He also claimed he was from the Planet Zoltron and that his father sent him."


    Has no idea whatsoever who his Daddy is....
    There are many roads to travel
    Many things to do.
    Knots to be unraveled
    'fore the darkness falls on you
  • WaterEngineerWaterEngineer Posts: 24,414 AG
    Bath salts.
    Which ever one(s) of you little boys complained about quotes in the signature should be ashamed of yourself. :blowkiss

    Instead of complaining to the moderators you should just quit playing on this board.
  • BallaCoiPersiciBallaCoiPersici NW Italy (Laveno Mombello)Posts: 4,523 Captain
    Planet Zoltron ?
    So a clandestine ?
    Should be brought to the atmosphere border with shuttle and kicked off :grin.
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  • duckmanJRduckmanJR Posts: 19,717 AG
    I hope they leg sweeped him.....
    There are many roads to travel
    Many things to do.
    Knots to be unraveled
    'fore the darkness falls on you
  • BartBart Posts: 41 Greenhorn
    crazy people on that side of the state....
  • razorreilly09razorreilly09 Posts: 8,401 Officer
    They didn't shoot him?
  • duckmanJRduckmanJR Posts: 19,717 AG
    They didn't shoot him?

    He is from Zoltron...bullets would bounce off...that's why you leg sweep his ****! Then, club him with your baton made of kryptonite... :rotflmao
    There are many roads to travel
    Many things to do.
    Knots to be unraveled
    'fore the darkness falls on you
  • jad1097jad1097 Posts: 9,610 Admiral
    Bath salts.

    You buy that crap in the store but you can't buy herb.:cry
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