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GrizGriz Posts: 9,951 Admin
Saw it this weekend . Nothing to write home about. It was pretty good as far as special effects. But the story line wasn't that good and not what I recall from my younger days. Not that I paid attention back then.
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  • Gary S. ColecchioGary S. Colecchio Posts: 24,905 AG
    Griz wrote: »
    ... not what I recall from my younger days.

    :huh You were around for that? Just how old are you?
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  • PolarPolar Posts: 22,492 AG
    griz was the helmsman ion the Ark
  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
    Threw my back out Thursday night, so was stuck in recliner all weekend. Saw that show - I though it was OK. Interesting sarcastic tone to it.
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  • Steve WSteve W Posts: 613 Officer
    Griz wrote: »
    Saw it this weekend . Nothing to write home about. It was pretty good as far as special effects. But the story line wasn't that good and not what I recall from my younger days. Not that I paid attention back then.

    If all you know is a man called Noah, an ark, lots,of rain and lots of animals then you have what most people remember.

    The story of Noah is much more than that and this movie is an complete rewrite of the account and filling in the blanks with complete,nonsense, like stone giants helping to make the ark.
  • MosesMoses Posts: 1,202 Officer
    I am glad you commented on this Griz. I was going to waste the coin and see it with the wife.
    Will find something else to do now.....

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  • razorreilly09razorreilly09 Posts: 8,401 Admiral
    Steve W wrote: »
    and filling in the blanks with complete,nonsense, like stone giants helping to make the ark.

    Nonsense you say??
  • SpineymanSpineyman Posts: 8,377 Admiral
    For those of you expecting Biblical accuracy from Hollywood will not get even a smidgeon of it. The producer is an Atheist so judge for yourself.
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  • dragon baitdragon bait Posts: 11,247 AG
    Spineyman wrote: »
    For those of you expecting Biblical accuracy from Hollywood will not get even a smidgeon of it. The producer is an Atheist so judge for yourself.

    your trying to tell us there is anything accurate in the bible?
  • CyclistCyclist Posts: 23,340 AG
    Spineyman wrote: »
    For those of you expecting Biblical accuracy from Hollywood will not get even a smidgeon of it. The producer is an Atheist so judge for yourself.

    Are you saying the bible is accurate or are we talking accurate depicting the myths in the bible? :blowkiss

    oops, Dragon beat me too it.

    Note to self, finish reading thread before responding.
  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
    I thought it was funny that Noah had to keep explaining what "ark" meant.
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  • knotty boysknotty boys Posts: 1,898 Captain
    I will never waste my money on a Russel Crowe movie
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  • rock_fishrock_fish Posts: 12,224 AG
    I will never waste my money on a Russel Crowe movie


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  • Gary S. ColecchioGary S. Colecchio Posts: 24,905 AG
    Steve W wrote: »
    ...filling in the blanks with complete,nonsense, like stone giants helping to make the ark.

    Yes you are right.

    A 600 year old guy building a boat and occupying it with a breeding pair of every living creature on the planet (which also resided in the vicinity) and maintained them on a sea voyage created by a global flood from a gigantic crystalline reservoir in the sky which it disappeared back into it after all the evil people on earth drowned and who lived another 300 years afterwards, required help from giants of stone or otherwise in its construction, is a bit too much disbelief to suspend.
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  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
    It was also funny that his wife wanted to kill all the mosquitoes and roaches.
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  • Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
    Nûḥ (Arabic: نوح, translit.: Nūḥ),[1] known as Noah in the Old Testament, is recognized in Islam as a prophet and apostle of God (Arabic: الله‎ Allāh). He is a highly important figure in Islamic history, as he is counted amongst the earliest prophets sent by God to mankind.[2] According to Islam, Noah's mission was to save a wicked world, plunged in depravity and sin. God charged Noah with the duty of preaching to his people to make them abandon idolatry and to worship only the One Creator and to live good and pure lives.[3] Although he preached the Message of God with immense zeal, his people refused to mend their ways, leading to his building of the Ark and the famous event of the Deluge, the Great Flood in which all the evil people of his time perished. Noah preached faith in God for 950 years according to Quran.[4]

    Noah's mission had a double character: he had to warn his people, asking them to call for repentance and, at the same time, he had to preach about God's mercy and forgiveness, promising them the glad tidings God would provide if they led righteous lives. References to Noah are scattered throughout the Qur'an, and there is even an entire chapter carrying his name, Noah.[5]
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  • GrizGriz Posts: 9,951 Admin
    :huh You were around for that? Just how old are you?

    Just for Men is your friend.

    I was going to say that they took quite a bit of artistic license with the script assuming it was based upon something such as the bible. I'm not a stickler for that and don't consider myself to be very religious. I was just stating that it certainly deviated from what I remembered.
    The early bird may get the worm, but the Second Mouse gets the cheese. SW

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  • Gary S. ColecchioGary S. Colecchio Posts: 24,905 AG
    Griz wrote: »
    I was going to say that they took quite a bit of artistic license with the script assuming it was based upon something such as the bible.

    If they didn't it, would have been a 12 minute movie.
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  • NACl H2O LuvrNACl H2O Luvr Posts: 12,390 AG
    I'll wait for it to hit Redbox....I'm willing to drop a whole $1.20 on it.
  • GrizGriz Posts: 9,951 Admin
    If they didn't it, would have been a 12 minute movie.

    Not really. Wasn't a whole lot of dialog
    The early bird may get the worm, but the Second Mouse gets the cheese. SW

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  • Gary S. ColecchioGary S. Colecchio Posts: 24,905 AG
    Griz wrote: »
    Wasn't a whole lot of dialog

    That's because the only guy who spoke in the whole 1,200 +/- word short story was God, who told Noah what his cunning plan was and how to execute it. Artistic license was a bit of a necessity.
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  • Steve WSteve W Posts: 613 Officer
    Yes you are right.

    A 600 year old guy building a boat and occupying it with a breeding pair of every living creature on the planet (which also resided in the vicinity) and maintained them on a sea voyage created by a global flood from a gigantic crystalline reservoir in the sky which it disappeared back into it after all the evil people on earth drowned and who lived another 300 years afterwards, required help from giants of stone or otherwise in its construction, is a bit too much disbelief to suspend.

    Actually there were seven pairs of the "clean" animals and seven pairs of birds. Genesis 7:2-3

    Geez if your going to mock God get it right!
  • Steve WSteve W Posts: 613 Officer
    If they didn't it, would have been a 12 minute movie.

    There is a time frame of 100 years between Noah's sone births and completing the ark, so something interesting had to happen in between there.
  • Gary S. ColecchioGary S. Colecchio Posts: 24,905 AG
    Actually there were giants mentioned in the story too.

    I'm not mocking God. I'm Catholic. I'm mocking your offence at this film because you believe that the bible is in someway a literal representation of biology, anthropology, history and natural process, rather that a story about God.
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  • dragon baitdragon bait Posts: 11,247 AG
    Steve W wrote: »
    Actually there were seven pairs of the "clean" animals and seven pairs of birds. Genesis 7:2-3

    Geez if your going to mock God get it right!
    are you saying there was only 14 pairs of birds and beast on the boat?
  • knotty boysknotty boys Posts: 1,898 Captain
    insert youtube "south park evolution" by Mr. Garrison here
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  • Gary S. ColecchioGary S. Colecchio Posts: 24,905 AG
    Steve W wrote: »
    There is a time frame of 100 years between Noah's sone births and completing the ark, so something interesting had to happen in between there.

    Uh, nothing "had" to happen. Its an ancient story developed by Jews which was co-opted by the early Catholic Church. as a lawful precedence of their messianic mandate. What is very strange is that I've never met a Jew who believed that it was anything more than a story, which it is.
    "If I can't win, I won't play." - Doris Colecchio.

    "Well Gary, the easiest way to look tall is to stand in a room full of short people." - Curtis Bostick

    "All these forums, with barely any activity, are like a neglected old cemetery that no one visits anymore."- anonymouse
  • Steve WSteve W Posts: 613 Officer
    are you saying there was only 14 pairs of birds and beast on the boat?

    No I'm saying there were 14 of each species of clean animals.
  • Steve WSteve W Posts: 613 Officer
    Actually there were giants mentioned in the story too.

    I'm not mocking God. I'm Catholic. I'm mocking your offence at this film because you believe that the bible is in someway a literal representation of biology, anthropology, history and natural process, rather that a story about God.

    Yes, giant people, which to them could mean 7 foot tall. I don't know what they mean by giants. New York or otherwise.

    Catholic doctrine believes the Eucharist is the literal body of Jesus but don't believe the account of Noah...interesting.
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