Raccoon Girl discovered in Osceola National Forest!

FloridaOD

A Raccoon Girl has been discovered in the Osceola National Forest.

Here we see a rare image. Those familiar with Osceola will recognize the wetland bay setting. She has a striking resemblance to at least two older sisters who are even more elusive.

The FWCC has privately acknowledged the existence of Raccoon Girl and may soon announce photo sharing campaign request.
Like the once rare Florida Panther of the Everglades region, the Osceola Wild Lands Corridor is expected to nurture a growing population of Raccoon Girl to the point Raccoon Girl will be prevalent throughout the state.

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luv2kildeer

When does racoon girl season start?

If_it_flies_it_dies

:huh

Panhandler80

Common.

Now tell us what the flying nun looking creature is in the background. Back left in the woods.

duckmanJR

I'd hit that.... :rotflmao

Scoutboat

That's Yoda!!!!

Panhandler80

duckmanJR wrote: »

I'd hit that.... :rotflmao

Goes with out saying.... So long as raccoon girl has taken care of her nails.

saltyguy94

What does the raccoon girl say!?!

duckmanJR

Same thing as the Fox.....:wink

HiH

duckmanJR wrote: »

I'd hit that.... :rotflmao

Like a sledgehammer on a thumbtack.

duckmanJR

HiH wrote: »

Like a sledgehammer on a thumbtack.

and a Piledriver on a pinhead!

FloridaOD

Panhandler80 wrote: »

Common.

Now tell us what the flying nun looking creature is in the background. Back left in the woods.

At first glance and focused only on the upper section I figured it was an Owl,but upon closer inspection I see it could be EWM- Ever Watchful Moderator

HiH

duckmanJR wrote: »

and a Piledriver on a pinhead!

x2

snookyj

Hawt

SWFL Hunter

This discredits any future postings or rants, about what you may or may not about anything related to anything at all. :wink

duckmanJR

SWFL Hunter wrote: »

This discredits any future postings or rants, about what you may or may not about anything related to anything at all. :wink

So much you know...Raccoon girl is super hot...as the commercial says " tote's ma goats" :rotflmao

FloridaOD

Raccoon Women are clearly out and about. 

FloridaOD

ANUMBER1

but, what does the fox say?

Jonsredfishin

The racoon girl is no joking matter. She’s a sexual deviant that will lure any man with her tail twerking as she hops from limb to limb. I encountered this creature last year in Lochloosa wma. Unfortunately for her, she didn’t know who she was messing with and lost her head in a storm of passion and release! 

Afterwards, I gently placed the Racoon Woman’s head in place and left her satisfied and resting….. 😂 

Crkr23

You hunting behind TRT?

gogittum

Crkr23 said:

You hunting behind TRT?

Doubt it.  That sure don't look like Big Candy to me.

Crkr23

Might have been a ménage à trois?

Turner River Terror

They don't even have to wipe their Butts.
Just drop a Load and pinch it off... How Cool is That !!
Winning...

Glenn

Those Delta-9 gummies AC Man in Off Topic used seem to be making their rounds in the Hunting Forum.

I did a bunch of forestry work in Osceola NF and there is definitely a bunch of weird redneck stuff happening out their.

FloridaOD

Skunk Ape Sasquatch got the press attention....... Raccoon Women averted the public stage........ so classic........ Raccoon Women  power and light. 

On another note, a very rare and mostly unpublishable Raccoon Women study has shown that in the majority of cases whereby hunters have decided to let a game animal walk/ no shoot, Raccoon Women were responsible.

Although Raccoon Women receive considerable interest, nobody wonders about Raccoon Men. Why would we??
Florida FWCC did look in to this. 

No Raccoon Woman Man present. Apparently, nothing quite like Raccoon Women. 

Range/ Habitat preferences are clearly defined. Remote areas protected from “ Development “ and some adjacent Corridors possibly slated for Protection. 

This has intrigued scientists, planners and consultants, one Miami Herald part time Reporter,
/Carl Hiaasen, at least one semi powerful political action group and an Osceola National Forest area resident who is determined to find out what’s up with the knee area markings. 

Turner River Terror

I've had them come up to my Ladder stands a few times , lift their leg and spray the ladder.
Almost climbed down one time but I forgot my condom in my woods tote bag.

FloridaOD

Raccoon Women have made their Mark here and will be moving on