I've got a buddy turning 50.......

fishknut

and I want to get him an assortment of gag gifts. So far I've come up with Depends, Geritol (if they make it anymore). I need some other suggestions, whatcha got?

Ramblin' Reck

Duh??? Viagra!

Sayin... :driver

smallboat

Bengay

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navigator2

If he is juicing like some of the rest of you ****, how about Tena male guards for incontinence?:willynilly

Menzies

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, what's with all the age related stuff. don't you realize 50 is the new 21?

fins4me

Ramblin Reck wrote: »

Duh??? Viagra!

Sayin... :driver

Reck,,, do you remember 50??? I cant remember much of my childhood so I was just curious.....:Popcorn:)

Calusa

Go to a thrift store and get him a foldup walker.
A thick **** pair of reading glasses at the drugstore.
A large print Reader's Digest.

fishknut

navigator2 wrote: »

If he is juicing like some of the rest of you ****, how about Tena male guards for incontinence?:willynilly

???

fishknut

Menzies wrote: »

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, what's with all the age related stuff. don't you realize 50 is the new 21?

Sorry about that. BTW can I borrow the hat in your pic, that would fit right in.

navigator2

fishknut wrote: »

???

http://forums.floridasportsman.com/showthread.php?13592-Started-my-juicing-fast-today:dog

fishknut

navigator2 wrote: »

http://forums.floridasportsman.com/showthread.php?13592-Started-my-juicing-fast-today:dog

Gotcha, I thought you were refering to steroids, I almost dropped my ice cream from laughing so hard.

Mark O.

Gag gifts are funny for about 3 seconds...get him a nice fishing reel.

got ants?

Denture cream
Hemorrhoid cream
and the best yet...
A granny **** mag

Mango Man

Mark O. wrote: »

Gag gifts are funny for about 3 seconds...get him a nice fishing reel.

:Rockon

Cane Pole

Photoshop him on the cover of AARP's magazine.

Mud Ranger

Menzies wrote: »

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, what's with all the age related stuff. don't you realize 50 is the new 21?

Since I turn 50 this October:Rockon

fishknut

got ants? wrote: »

Denture cream
Hemorrhoid cream
and the best yet...
A granny **** mag

Granny ****, that would be awesome, but there aint no way I'm taking the chance getting seen buying that

fishbit

A tombstone

Larry Mac

Small piece of sod--congratulate him for being on the right side of the sod and not below it

Bruce LB

An 18 year old stripper....

captinmitch

Mark O. wrote: »

Gag gifts are funny for about 3 seconds...get him a nice fishing reel.

This.

ScottK

captinmitch wrote: »

This.

x2

got ants?

You guys don't get it (especially you'ns that ain't thar yet) You do the gag gifts, and THEN the real gifts, like a fishin' reel, box of cigars, bottle of bourbon, etc...

ScottK

I turn 50 in 2 weeks, I get it just fine. It's just not funny and a waste of money. A walker? Geritol? Depends? Seriously? It's been way over done and no longer has any humor. I've already made it known to my friends and family that I would rather see the dollars going to my favorite charity.

Redaction

If his is anything like ScottK, get a new freind that isn't quite as grumby...gezzz lighten up!

Mackeral Snatcher

I think Scott might be a little sensitive about turning the BIG 50:hairraiser

Danimal

a prescription for Viagra?

ScottK

Not the least bit grumpy, and good with 50.....having some of the best years of my life right now. I just forgot I was in Off-Topic, carry on Gents!

captinmitch

No, Scott has it right. Most unimaginative schleps do that for 50. Really want to be creative, do it when they turn 49. Much more fun when you blindside them. Sayin.

001

One of those plastic coin purse things that looks like a little flat football.

Redaction

I guess its all in how you look at it, if fishknuts friend is the type that doesn't find traditional 50th gag gifts funny, then don't do it. I turn 50 in a little over a year, several freinds of mine have already turned 50, and the parties were a blast. Gag gifts are inexpensive, fun to shop for and it's a tradition that will probably not go away...roll with it and have fun.