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Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,328 AG

A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time. 

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  • NoeetticaNoeettica Posts: 2,424 Captain
    Can't believe there were No replys and only 125 views !

    So Here's a ttt cause that is funny and CLEAN ;-)
    We are ALL Brothers on the water ! 

    No one "Owns" the waterways !
  • Grady-ladyGrady-lady Posts: 5,282 Admiral
    :grin

    Forty four years next month...and I have first hand experience with the following -

    "We don't go to the grocery store together anymore. Frankly, I don't care what things cost by the half ounce."

    "In my eagerness to make sure he could get through the express lane, for the first time in my life, I numbered the items."

    Not only do I to provide mr gl with specific details about an item, size, brand, weight, etc., I have to show him pictures of the containers...many times he returns claiming 'they' don't carry that 'item', but somehow manages to find the ice cream when it's on sale.
    I find my peace out on the sand...Beside the sea, not beyond or behind. R.A. Britt

  • Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,328 AG
    Grady-lady wrote: »
    :grin

    Forty four years next month...and I have first hand experience with the following -

    "We don't go to the grocery store together anymore. Frankly, I don't care what things cost by the half ounce."

    "In my eagerness to make sure he could get through the express lane, for the first time in my life, I numbered the items."

    Not only do I to provide mr gl with specific details about an item, size, brand, weight, etc., I have to show him pictures of the containers...many times he returns claiming 'they' don't carry that 'item', but somehow manages to find the ice cream when it's on sale.

    Your long-time good mate is indeed fortunate . . .

    if and only if you have reciprocated, learned, and pay homage, to the following paradigm:

    "When the mouth opens, the eyes and ears cease to function!"

    This is usually very difficult for most women, IMHO!

    :grin

    A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time. 
  • Mackeral SnatcherMackeral Snatcher Posts: 13,687 AG
    Grady-lady wrote: »
    :grin

    Forty four years next month...and I have first hand experience with the following -

    "We don't go to the grocery store together anymore. Frankly, I don't care what things cost by the half ounce."

    "In my eagerness to make sure he could get through the express lane, for the first time in my life, I numbered the items."

    Not only do I to provide mr gl with specific details about an item, size, brand, weight, etc., I have to show him pictures of the containers...many times he returns claiming 'they' don't carry that 'item', but somehow manages to find the ice cream when it's on sale.


    You and my wife (of 33 years) must be long lost sisters:grin
    THERE SHOULD BE NO COMMERCIAL FISHING ALLOWED FOR ANY SPECIES THAT IS CONSIDERED OVERFISHED.
  • Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,328 AG

    A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time. 
  • barrydbarryd Posts: 302 Deckhand
    She was the featured speaker at a conference I attended several years ago. Very enjoyable.
    Barry
  • stringlestringle Posts: 462 Deckhand
  • Grady-ladyGrady-lady Posts: 5,282 Admiral
    You and my wife (of 33 years) must be long lost sisters:grin

    Maybe your wife and I married long lost brothers? :grin
    I find my peace out on the sand...Beside the sea, not beyond or behind. R.A. Britt

  • Grady-ladyGrady-lady Posts: 5,282 Admiral
    Baits Out wrote: »
    Your long-time good mate is indeed fortunate . . .

    Yes, he is. He's reminded of it every day. :wink
    I find my peace out on the sand...Beside the sea, not beyond or behind. R.A. Britt

  • Baits OutBaits Out Posts: 12,328 AG
    Enjoy again:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI&feature=related
    :thumbsup

    EDIT:

    I have always been in love with Karen . . .

    A southeast Florida laid back beach bum and volunteer bikini assessor who lives on island time. 
  • duckmanJRduckmanJR Posts: 21,265 AG
    Ha!...It's a good one. It may be more an insight into the whole " Just because you have a degree" type thing....

    In reality, I do the food shopping. Two of the best reasons are
    1) I save a ton of money over letting my wife do it.
    2) I always have the stuff I like to eat....'cause I never skimp..on ME!!!..... this may be the very BEST reason!
    There are many roads to travel
    Many things to do.
    Knots to be unraveled
    'fore the darkness falls on you
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