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Free Coons!!!!

Fish HaidFish Haid Posts: 8,417 Admiral
On Craigslist right now (not mine):

Free for local-pickup, or you pay the shipping. Kitchen trash bag, white, containing three dead raccoons. I know that technically the plural form of raccoon is just raccoon, but let's not get all uppity. These are quality raccoons that were alive last night, before they chose to infiltrate my cat-door and go berserker in my house.

These coons would be good in a soup, or would make three child-sized Daniel Boone style hats... I suppose with the right kind of sorcery you could reanimate them for pets or whatnot.




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