Free Coons!!!!

Fish Haid · July 2013

On Craigslist right now (not mine):

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/grd/3969236820.html

Free for local-pickup, or you pay the shipping. Kitchen trash bag, white, containing three dead raccoons. I know that technically the plural form of raccoon is just raccoon, but let's not get all uppity. These are quality raccoons that were alive last night, before they chose to infiltrate my cat-door and go berserker in my house.

These coons would be good in a soup, or would make three child-sized Daniel Boone style hats... I suppose with the right kind of sorcery you could reanimate them for pets or whatnot.

DrSnook · July 2013

lol

Fish Haid · July 2013

I just sent him this reply:

Hello my Esteemed Friend with most greetings!

I am inquire if item is still available? My agent will be happy to supply certified cashiers check to cover price and shipping cost. Please do supply information so that I can instruct as such. Estimation that the amount of $1,000 US dollars currency shall be sufficient? You please deduct total fee and remit excess payment to my agent. Please supply name, email, address of residence, bank name and accounting number, and SSN number. You may trust me good, my friend. I am heir of honorable prince of my home democratic county.

Somebody else should tell him that I cannot be trusted!