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    MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL


    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

    'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

    'Speaking.'

    'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When
    your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy
    from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which
    one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are
    not too good.'

    'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

    'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
    other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'

    'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.

    'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive
    tests one time.'

    'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

    'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
    somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't
    sleep with him.'
    The early bird may get the worm, but the Second Mouse gets the cheese. SW


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    Ban yourself for that one

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    Heard dat a long time ago. But the last line was a little different.
    http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r135/trmcinvale/th_sig22.jpg

    http://www.amazon.com/big-bend/dp/1456453270

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    LOL

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