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    Letters to Santa

    Any fun traditions? I know a couple who have their kids write the letters and then they send them to the North Pole via a helium balloon. I think that's fairly creative.

    When I was a kid we would write them and then Dad would have let the fire in the fireplace die down to coals and he would throw them up the chimney. They would get stuck in the damper and burn up I guess. We never had one fall out once it was successfully sent up Santa's mail tube.

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    there was a place in the mall that had a table and some letters to stick in a make shift mail box. Swts was buying presents so I took the lil one over. I sent one as well. I asked for hookers and crack rock.

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    Dear Santa,
    How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
    reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I
    would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for
    Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
    Merry Christmas,
    Timmy Jones


    Dear Timmy,
    Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all

    fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the
    time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldnt want you to

    get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think Ill bring you
    something you can go outside and play with.
    Merry Christmas,*
    Santa Claus

    Mr. Claus,
    Seeing that I have fulfilled the naughty vs. Nice contract,
    set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to
    granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldnt want to turn this
    joyous season into one of litigation. Also, dont you think that a jibe at
    my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit
    trite?
    Respectfully,
    Tim Jones


    Mr. Jones,
    While I have acknowledged you have met the nice criteria,
    need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it
    a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action,
    well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been
    on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be
    more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I
    alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social
    skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the
    bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
    Very Truly Yours,
    S Claus


    Now look here Fat Man,
    I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was
    attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends
    into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. Im about to tweet my boys
    and were gonna be waiting for your fat *** and Im taking my game console,
    my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
    T-Bone


    Listen Pizza Face,
    Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on
    one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? He sees
    you when youre sleeping; He knows when youre awake. Sound familiar,
    genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your
    **** wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people
    that if I described them right now, youd throw up your Totinos pizza roll
    all over the carpet of your moms basement. Youre not getting what you
    asked for, but Im still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in
    youre *** and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
    S Clizzy


    Dear Santa,
    Bring me whatever you see fit. Ill appreciate anything.
    Timmy


    Timmy,
    Thats what I thought you little bastard.
    Santa
    THERE SHOULD BE NO COMMERCIAL FISHING ALLOWED FOR ANY SPECIES THAT IS CONSIDERED OVERFISHED.

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    We mailed a letter to the North Pole this year. "Santa" will be writing back and putting a letter in our mailbox while our daughter is in school.

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    On Christmas Eve we put out a pile of sweet feed, some carrots, a couple flakes of hay, and a bucket of water for the reindeer. I go get a shovel full of goat crap and spread it around when I take the feed back to the barn later.

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    This is a great one for young kids! Santa sends a personalized video via email.

    http://www.portablenorthpole.com/home

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    You all lie to your kids about make believe fat elves? Me too. The 5yr old knows better but plays along unless pushed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuckc View Post
    Any fun traditions? I know a couple who have their kids write the letters and then they send them to the North Pole via a helium balloon. I think that's fairly creative.
    Kills turtles. No kids for me so no. Hope this helps.

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    Dear Santa, bring me one of dees
    TYVM

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    Dear Santa,

    As you know I have been pretty good this year. (I hope you are grading on a curve). Since I have been good, I only want one thing for Christmas. Santa, is there any chance I could get a copy of the list of girls who have been naughty this year?

    Thanks Ron

    Dear Ron,

    You haven't really been that good this year. Even if you had, your request for the Naughty girl list is something I have no control over. That list is in the hands of Mrs. Clause and she isn't letting it out of her sight especially once I take off in the old sleigh.

    Try again next year.

    Santa
    Due to the Current State of the Economy,

    The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!

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