Bobby Petrino....

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  • 10X10X Posts: 499 Officer
    Good college coach, bottom feeder person. Only possible outcome.
  • cprcpr Posts: 9,170 Admiral
    One of the protesters on his firing had a sign: What's wrong with scoring during the offseason
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  • Fly HookerFly Hooker Posts: 4,195 Officer
    It's all good until your wreck your motorcycle with a 25yo hottie on the back................
  • Salty GatorSalty Gator Posts: 1,802 Captain
    He could have been OK if he just wrecked with a hottie, but hiring her was the big offense. His actions set up a potential sexual harassment lawsuit. It would have been tough to keep him under those circumstances. I was impressed with the speed of the decision.
  • The MelManThe MelMan Posts: 3,479 Captain
    Jessica Dorrell was offered a first-class ticket on a flight out of Arkansas but she declined..................apparently she only rides coach...............
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  • hooknredshooknreds Posts: 2,457 Captain
    Fly Hooker wrote: »
    It's all good until your wreck your motorcycle with a 25yo hottie on the back................
    Rumors floating that Jessicas fiancé **** BP's ****....that would be awesome.
  • Larry MacLarry Mac Posts: 5,440 Admiral
    Imagine Petrino's first meeting with wife after this went down-- -- er um honey remember that girl I hired as a secretary-- well umm. Oh yes and remember that 18 million buyout in my contract...well It no longer applies so perhaps you may want to get a job now
  • FrisbeeFrisbee Posts: 2,315 Officer
    The MelMan wrote: »
    Jessica Dorrell was offered a first-class ticket on a flight out of Arkansas but she declined..................apparently she only rides coach...............
    Did leno or lettermen use that oone..either way it is good.
  • FrisbeeFrisbee Posts: 2,315 Officer
    Bumper sticker read by NCAA Football Coaches with new insight
    "Watch out for Motorcycles."
  • JoeBCJoeBC Posts: 608 Officer
    SECSECSEC...oh wait that only applies when good things happen.
  • RedBaronRedBaron Posts: 6,781 Officer
    JoeBC wrote: »
    SECSECSEC...oh wait that only applies when good things happen.

    which seems to happen much more in the SEC than the ACC.
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  • TumbleweedTomTumbleweedTom Posts: 1,987 Officer
    JoeBC wrote: »
    SECSECSEC...oh wait that only applies when good things happen.

    Weak...

    Even so.., a lot more entertaining event than getting 'retired' cause one (coach) was literally withering away on the side line.
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  • ZackZack Posts: 29 Greenhorn
    SECSECSEC

    Our coaches are so good they even score in the off-season!

    There were more people at the save bobby rally than an FSU home game

    see!




    edit: Great place to bring your young child... :facepalm only you arky, only you...
  • GardawgGardawg Posts: 6,758 Admiral
    I like what Petrino did better than what Paterno did ...

    but they do have that pig squealing thing in common
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    Heres Tom with the Weather.”
  • Salty GatorSalty Gator Posts: 1,802 Captain
    It looks like the head coach at Ark is held to a higher standard than the POTUS. Clinton kept his job.
  • JesseJamesJesseJames Posts: 2,408 Officer
    JoeBC wrote: »
    SECSECSEC...oh wait that only applies when good things happen.

    Same thing happened at an ACC school...

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  • Cane PoleCane Pole Stuart, FLAPosts: 9,563 Admiral
    "When you don't beat LSU, you get angry. When you get angry, you buy a Harley. When you buy a Harley, you meet a 25-year-old female athlete who is not your wife. When you meet a 25-year-old female athlete, you invite her to ride your Harley. When the 25-year-old female athlete rides your Harley, you both end up in a roadside ditch. Don't end up in a roadside ditch. Beat LSU."

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